Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Where our tax money gets swallowed

Once my Professor said in class, " "Any begger in the country can hold your collar & ask you what the hell you are doing here" . He has every right to question you. You may be feeling that your parents are bearing the expense of your study. No, what fees u pay is just mere amount.Each individual in the country is responsible for the facility you get here. These labs, these equiptment in the labs are bought by the tax payers money. Even a begger who buys a 2 RS soap pays a tax for that. So you are liable to whole country."


But there are some people who drink,eat, sleep make merry on tax payers money without any guilt, which begger dares to hold thier collar & ask them, "What the hell you are doing Here, you shameless creatures"


Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 (For a visit to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily BETA during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)(All over India)
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year(With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP per year : 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 cores) And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF INDIA, by the largest democratic process in the world, not intruded into the parliament on their own or by any qualification. This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities....... Think of the great democracy we have.............
Recently Sonia Gandhi Hired the flight from Jet airways, for her personal Visit to Russia. Who will bear the expense. Government? From where do government get money from. These so called leaders, with thier low self confidence with the lust of power, contenst in two constituency. Bellary & Ameti. Then again waste crores to conduct re-election.
I really wonder sometime, why do we need this type of leaders. Who wants Useless leaders, Corrupt bearaucrats. It is high time now, putting up with this sorts of people.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Funny Matrimonial Ads :)

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. I read this and burst outlaughing. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profiledescription as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading thisPost

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not agood education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me uwelcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my residentor send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa statehe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. Shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd haveone brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow iamlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi asin KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding toomuch, ain't he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEYMUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULDNOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this shewould bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethe patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person issuffering from "Ok-syndrome")

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CARAND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mothersister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but myMom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find abride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he willget one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
Note:- Note:- I am sorry God, Here I am not making fun of someone's language, but I am amused with peoples attitude;)

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Dont break it, I will Die !!!!

A half pound substance Controlling 150 Pound man. Ain't it a wonder?. Am talking of "HEART" a most important organ in human structure. I had made real fun regarding the reference of heart for love before experiencing crush types.

Heart break, heart pain. God I have a suggestion to u. If you wanna control the population, Replace the existing heart with glass. I bet you can start a brand new breed. A new Adam & A New Eve.

Have you ever seen a heart, beating in front of your eyes, blood oozing and more... If you dare to see one, follow this link. http://www.specialdefects.com/v2/?heart

A joke :- Once in medical class, a young professor was explaining the human anatomy shoots a question to the class, Why Left breast is bigger than the right one? Female student shy, male getting naughty at the question. No one dares to answer the question. Finally it is the turn of the professor to answer. He replies"Most man are right handed" Lol. Real reason for variation is, the heart is placed at the left side of the chest.