My Wild Thoughts

Great Indian Victory

2011-04-03T22:28:00.001+01:00

It was Funtastic :) Finally India won the world cup. One of the best moments :) captured in the memory.

After match I waited all long for Poonam Pandey (Rakhi Sawant in making) . but She Never turned up or may be she was lodged in mental hospital ha ha ha. May be Indian team had given strong warning if she turns up in stadium we will give the world cup to Srilanka team. BCCI & Mumbai cops might have worked hard to keep her away. Oops

Shahid Afridi did turnaround in pak media. May be pressurised to use harsh words. Anyways bacchhu take care & be happy

Zardari joke came accross some blog. “We congratulate India on winning the semi-finals. As a good-will gesture, India can keep Pakistan’s prime minister. And if it wins the finals, we will give our president too.”

Oh god, we are happy with our world cup we dont need anything more pakistan can have all our corrupt politician.

Finally blue did wonders

2011-03-31T23:18:00.000+01:00

What a fantastic victory just superb. Lots of thanks to Boys in green for thier bad fielding & dropping all the catches. Keep it up ha ha ha.

Jokes apart Shahid Afridi took a cherry with his dignified post match speech.

The PM of both nation expressionless to core. Thats what is called deplomacy. Politicians are the best actors on earth. I just could not understand how one can hold emotions so brilliantly.

Yet another PM is invited for final match. Why do we need to be so cruel. Inviting the head of state & humilating them with a defeat of thier boys. Oops I am getting over confident. Hmmm let me hold & hope for the cup.

Cricket Fever

2011-03-29T23:28:00.000+01:00

Oops I am all nervous. Night seems too longer n Terrorizing.
I am just keeping my finger crossed. Hope I dont get heart attack. As usual India Pak match gives shiver in my spine.

I wish & dream Dhoni & team win this semi final. I never remember Kapil Dev lifting world cup. Hope to see Dhoni lifting one.

I am missing Octopus paul . I wish he was alive & made some good prediction regarding India.

Life's X X X

2010-09-21T23:24:00.000+01:00

Life's full of X's Xperiment, Xperience, Xpectation, Xpenditure

some more spice Xercise, Xcellence, Xamination, Xcitement, Xcursion, XMA

hmmm at last Xhaustion, Xpiration

Oops my blog dont get listed when someone google Porn ha ha I am amused that when people google for NV jokes my blog is listed in search.Its kewl.

Some Bizzare thoughts

2010-08-25T22:48:00.001+01:00

This weekend I had been to Indian Culture Association. But Sad I could hardly meet any Indians there? As an Indian all were aliens to me. There were Tamilians, Andhraites, Gujju, bongs, punjabis, odisians, kannadigas, mallu's, Upities, biharis. I later donned the Kannadiga (Karnatakian) Tag I met many friends. And as mumbaite more and more friends. Later as a Telugu (as my hubby is andhraite) feeling was homely. Without knowing much of a telugu I got to have a great authenticated Andhra food. Yummy it was.

I am just wondering about my son. Where he stands? We either speak Kannada or Telugu or marati at home yet as main reason is I don’t want my son to carry the south Indian accent in his English or Hindi. I don’t mind him talking my Language in English accent when he grows up. Mockery at home is fine not at other places.

Now I feel I need to teach him some tradition else he will feel Panipuri, Samosa, burger, Pizza, Pasta are our traditional dishes :D. Before I teach him I need to take some crash course on my culture. I meant authenticated culture. Even my folks too don’t follow much. We live according to convenience.

Grrrrrrrrrr.....................................

2010-08-22T23:39:00.000+01:00

Now a days I am in a fix. I just cant understand some people. Grrrr..... When I call them the call goes in missed list & no courtesy to call back immediately & after week they call me & say "hey whats up. No news from ur side long time.Is everything Ok. Hmm bad no time for friends?"

Now I have mastered my diplomatic style I say "Yepp buddy just tied up with some stuffs, u were just behind my mind. Just about to call u & what a coincidence you called me with a girlie giggle"

But inside my mind " Bloody hell, Dont I have a better job"

I have plenty of friends in Orkut, facebook, yahoo messenger. But when I am in real in mess & need some friends or shoulder I just dont feel connected to these people.

My fingers just dial a friend who is not in my facebook, orkut or gtalk. And sometimes I feel I am so mean I remember such friends only when I am in mess.

Comments to Hirdu's post booting-to-last-known-good Configuration

2010-05-29T20:13:00.000+01:00

I dont know why comments are not getting reflected on booting-to-last-known-good Hirdu's blog?
After typing so much i just dint wanted to put my comment in trash he he he. Hirdu please look into it?

My Comments
Hey where are you applying Booting to Last known good configuration funda in life?...

1. R u going back to your previous job?

2. R U going back to Bangalore from Pune Or Noida or Ghajiabad?

3.R u going back to ur previous girl friend (Bhabhiji in this case keep ready ur belan & Jaadu)

4. R u chosing to be student again(opting for higher studies)

5. R U going to be old hirdu ?

6. R U going to write senti blogs & treat readers I mean ur blog Fan that's me

Hey Hirdu my eyes are screaming go to opthamalogist if u want to read Hirdu's blog.

Your fonts are hurting my eyes. The Fonts are not going good with template. Please apply Last known good configuration to this too . :)

Mumbai is getting hotter n hotter but still its cool to be in mumbai

2010-05-26T15:12:00.001+01:00

                  Mumbai is one place I love to be anytime, anyday on this globe. Before I had visited mumbai I dreamt it to be something else. May be singapore or bangkok or Paris. When I got to see real mumbai it was horrible.

                      First time I came to mumbai by roadways. Early in the morning around 6 am bus reached to Chembur. Some of my relatives used to stay in Chembur (BAARC). So I knew from Chembur itself is called mumbai. I wanted to experience the beauty of mumbai.. I just kept my eyes wide open to see my dream place.

                     To my horror I could see people mass shitting on the roadsides. Yuck Yuck. Is this real mumbai :O. It dint take me much time to get to know about slums and stuff.

                       Then next my experience with train. Peak hr I got into western train in luggauge compartment. When the destined stop arrived I to followed many of the man alighted from running train. Dudd fell down on the platform ha ha ha.  I got some ears from my bro. You need to apply Newtons law of motion. Run in same direction as the train till u balance urself.

                         Then onwards I apply BNB's neutral law. Howmuch ever the crowd push you dont get down or let anyone get down from train untill the train is fully halted.

                        Then slowly I fell in love with the city. Mumbai is city of dreams. Its home to Poor , middle class & richest. Each can live thier life as per thier status & still enjoy life to fullest.

                          Mumbai is the place where I started my career, got Married, then became the mother. I bought my own home. Mumbai has made me complete, independent.

Its just a great experience to be in mumbai.

Kites in the sky

2010-05-23T22:35:00.001+01:00

I want to fly

with you tonight

Kites in the sky

soaring together

lovers forever

forever is a lie

      Thank god I am in mumbai not in bangalore. I watched Kites today & Raving about it with all my Bangy friends. Its one of the best bollywood movie I watched in recent past. I am planning to watch again.

    The movie is a romantic and thrilling adventure but is different from regular Bollywood flicks This movie is not for usual Indian mass who likes to get pakaofied with lengthy movie, with all that shaadi, sangeet, godhbarai. My Sis in Law dint liked it. she felt its too short. Theater was almost empty. So Verdict is clear. Most of the Indian public dint liked it.

     Hritik Roshan is Superb. Barbara mori & Hritik Chemistry is too good.

Tatoos n more Tatoos

2010-05-06T14:38:00.002+01:00

I am too crazy about tatoos. I wanted since I was in high school. Finally I inked 1 & planning some more :D.

This is the one I inked in dec. This is dedicated to Kartthik who is close to my heart. That's why 'K' in a heart just above the heart :). Cute isn't it?

You are part of everything I do
You are in my heart just like a tatoo
Just like a tatoo
I'll always have you

Oh La La

2010-05-04T11:21:00.000+01:00

I am super excited wow, just few more days & Mumbai u will have my company.

All set, all planned. Friends, movie, hangouts, parlour, spa, restaurant, shopping.

Me & Kartthik have planned to dine in our favourite joint as we land in Mumbai. Cant wait.

Wishing for some good movie releases & popcorns.

Too many plans , too many desires, too many wishes. Too many bitching with my girlie gang.

I say sometimes Cool down cool down, Unplanned things excites more than the planned ones.

Its a beautiful summer .....................

2009-11-04T22:31:00.000Z

Tu muskura jahan bhi hai tu muskura. Happy birthday to my bestest friend. I just hope & wish I could find you soon. Be happy wherever u r. I just want to wish u & I am really missing you. I dont know where I can send my wishes.

God please please do some miracle. I just want to say sorry.

Precious Gift Of Life.

2009-09-20T23:43:00.000+01:00

Other day I was watching Saregama little champs with my hubby. The guest judge Asha Bosle was wearing beautiful diamond set. I told my hubby to present me a set of diamond (necklace, ear ring). Without second thought he said ok. Instant OK was bit surprising still I continued to glue to the show. He brought our son & told take your diamond set. Hmmm indeed this diamond is something very very precious to me.

Gifting my hubby is very tedious task. He is not crazy about electronics gadgets. Every possible occasion I buy cell phone or ipod or DVD's whichever I like & wanting to possess :). Gift for 1 day & use it from very next day ha ha ha. This time I dint desire any stuff which I wanted to flaunt. So I dint go shopping.

Everyone feel shopping for woman is tedious job. But I say for man it is tedious. For me it is very simple. Actually I make things easier by telling in advance what I want ha ha. Otherwise also its not a rocket science. Electronics gadgets, DVD's, Jewellery, Outfit, accessories, make up materials, movie, treat, romantic song, shayaris, PJ's ,Flowers list is endless everything interests me. But for hubby darling promotion, power these things interests. So I dint go shopping. My house help was asking me what am I gifting for Master. I said something precious wait & watch.

On his birthday I wished him & gifted our son to him. Obviously he liked the gift & treated us in some good restaurant.

Who Moved My Job

2009-08-25T22:13:00.000+01:00

3 dogs can teach you a lesson in professionalism

Feeling out of place at office when new employees get the boss' thumbs up, is but natural. FYI flips through Who Moved My Job, a book that explores how jobs and companies are changing and how you must too, by telling the story of three dogs who once lived on a farm

Mark Kobayashi-Hillary, author of Who Moved My Job, is a British writer focused on globalisation and corporate sourcing strategy. In this latest book, he tells the story of three dogs who live on a farm and are trained to herd sheep. Life is all fun and games till one day the farmer replaces them with younger dogs, and they are sent off to a dog home.

In the city, they feel like fish out of water, till an older and wiser dog teaches them the tricks of the trade adapting to the environment in the best way they can. The book talks about migration and what happens when you move to a new country for a job. Well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do, says the author. FYI leafs through the title to bring you some excerpts that will get you ready to embrace change.

Seema Hingoranny, Corporate trainer
Urban professionals have to understand that change is important. It's also vital to never let go of your self-confidence or to compare yourself with others. Instead, try and add to your own knowledge pool. Be aggressive and let your thoughts be known. Older professionals should steer clear of the temptation of emulating young ones. Use your experience to guide them. No knowledge is ever outdated. Otherwise, why would the wise say, "Learn from the past"?

Excerpt 1: Chapter 1
The Collies were happy on the farm. Each day, they worked hard for their rewards, but they enjoyed the work. It was fun working with the farmer and being an integral part of the team that kept the farm running. They needed the shelter and food that the farmer offered, along with the continued work, but they knew that the farmer needed them more.

Lesson to learn: The Collies loved their job, but they were making one big mistake they began to believe they were indispensible. Love your job, but never get so comfortable that you stop updating your skills.

Excerpt 2: Chapter 2
The new dogs joined the Border Collies on Manor farm. Each morning, when the farmer whistled from the farmhouse, all six dogs would race to come to his side. "Something is wrong...," said Winston to the other two Collies. "Look, I have been observing them (the new dogs) over the last few weeks. Have you noticed that their behaviour has changed especially since they became more confident about the way the English sheep behave. They are always up and out of the barn before us. They go and wait outside the farmhouse, ready to come out and start work without calling. They keep on working the herd even after the farmer says it's time to finish and go home for the day. They don't even ask for how much food and bones the farmer usually leaves for us. In fact, I can't see that they do anything other than trying to please the farmer."

Lesson to learn: Always remember that there will be constant competition. People will work harder and longer than you, and sometimes not expect anything in return. This is why skilled labour is often replaced with cheaper labour.

Excerpt 3: Chapter 4
"Humans can't see the farm and what it does because for them, a lamb is just something they buy at a shop. It's the same for you now. You can't see that the skills you learned on the farm may be valuable to some humans in the city. You need to look inside yourself...you need a new career, a new purpose. Isn't there some way of being able to get the food and shelter you need just by doing the thing you love?"
Lesson to learn: Know that your skills can be tweaked to fit an environment or a need. Always be ready to adapt. Never give up.

Excerpt 4: Chapter 6
Winston said to the others: "You know when the farmer introduced the other dogs and we trained them, I couldn't understand that anything was changing. Then, it was too late and we were already at the dog's home.

As we started meeting new people, it seemed that there could be a life away from the farm and that it may even be fun. I started accepting that even the things you are scared of can sometimes be better than the things you know. Do you think life is always like that when something big changes the way you see the world?

Lesson to learn: Don't while away your time getting angry. If you find that things are changing, change with them.

Note: This article is from Mid Day.

One Fine Day If I wake Up As A MAN

2009-08-19T12:53:00.000+01:00

Since some days wild wild thoughts are cropping in my mind paradoxically. I am just imagining what if I get up one fine day & realise that I am turned into Man. Yepp, I love the idea. And what & all I like to do when I am a man.

First thing take off my shirt & flaunt the bare chest & enjoy the freedom of being MAN. Wow what a freedom :D

Bike racing one of my fantasies on my dream HAYABUSA. Every lap one could see different pillion rider Obviously the Gal.

Flirt like there is no end

Maintain no fling no string affair. No room for emotional stuff. I am thee MAN.

Till late night pubbing. Taste all the available alcohol in market.

Play rock n roll in the bed.

Walk on the cool shades of enchanting forest alone. No girlfriends here. I love my peace: D

Walk on the beaches alone in mid night. Is it safe to walk alone for a Man gays ka zamana hai ha ha.

Pack my bags & go for unplanned picnic alone, I love solitude. But definitely come back with a babe.

Most important manly stuff ogling job. Ogle babes with my boys gang on Brigade road.

Pretend not to believe in God. But secretly Visit Temples

When I am not flirting then gyming , workouts. Flaunt 8 abs, triceps, biceps

Change Cars like girlfriend. I love my cars more than anything.

Reproduce cricket team. All fun no pain.

Being Guy is so fun. No restriction, No moms Hitler policies.

Current song in my mind :Dhan Te Dan Ta Da Da.
Aaja Aaja Dil Nichode, Raat Ki Mataki Tode
Koyi Good Luck Nikaale, Aaj Gullak Toh Phode

Funniest comments I came across

2009-08-12T12:47:00.000+01:00

1. The guy who had an unprotected love making session has posted in a forum to pray that the gal does not get preggy.

Many suggested him to do baby shopping & stuff.But the funniest one which I liked is
" Boy in both the case u r loser.If she is not preggy then dont rejoice, u need to worry more he he he.

If ur gal is preggy u take her to doctor, If not u go to doctor.
Hmm lots of sense.

2. Pretty Old socialite may be in 60's showing off her cleavage.

Mam u are fined 5 million $ for poisoning the society with ur expired goods. We know that ur milk factory is not renewed by MFA(Milk federation association). The licence is expired ha ha ha

Blog Promise

2009-08-06T23:10:00.000+01:00

Hmm the girls here are so slim & trim . Thier washboard tummy is real tempting. Hmm No No I am not lesbi ha ha ha. I am getting tempted to possess such body.

The purpose of this post is I take my gym work serious. Whenever I post something, I take that serious than the promise I make to self. By the time I go to India in December I need to be lighter by couple of Kgs.

My dietician says no carb after 6 p.m. Hmm I try my best till 8 p.m. At 9.00 pm I am tempted to eat rice.
From 7th aug I strictly follow the rules. This is blog promise lol.

2008-02-14T07:56:00.000Z

Happy Valentine's Day

2007-06-27T06:59:00.000+01:00

Who said "Open" n "Close" are words with opposite Meaning.

You will always be open to the person who is close to you .

2007-06-01T08:02:00.000+01:00

I am "thee" best , I just haven't tried that yet

2007-05-30T05:13:00.000+01:00

Mumma's Pet, Is that You?

Ya ya ya :)

"potentially" and" in reality"?

2007-05-20T02:13:00.000+01:00

Younger Son :Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" and" in reality"?

Dad: "I will demonstrate"

Dad turns to Wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redfordfor 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

Dad next turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with TomCruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

So Dad then turns back to his younger son saying:You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but"in reality" we are living with 2 Bitches and a Gay!

Happy Married life Hirdu

2007-05-09T05:51:00.000+01:00

"Happiness in the marraiage is not something that just happens"

It is a relationship in which the independence is equal,

dependence is mutual and the obligation is reciprocal.

In the marraige the little things are the big things

It is never going to sleep angry

It is no time taking other for granted

It is not only marrying the right partner;It is being the right partner

Wish you very very happy married life Hirdu.

May God shower all his blessing & happiness to newly wedded couple

Happy Woo- Men's Day

2007-03-09T03:42:00.000Z

Hi Gals

Wishing you all happy Women's Day.

WOMEN ROCKS :)

Happy Valentine's day

2007-02-14T04:15:00.000Z

Valentine day, it reminds me my college days. We used to celebrate as if it is one important festival. Atleast a week of preparation. New dress ( Red), accessaries, facial, bleeching, waxing, pedicure, manicure. Get loads of roses, chocolates. That day was like a maaf day.Any tom dick n harry can express thier feelings. Rule was like or not like just maaf karo, Sandal math utao.

For me Love is life & life is love.without love life really lose its sense of living.
Love makes u laugh, cry, makes u possessive, caring, nasty, stuborn.It reminds me this song from Dil tho pagal hain, Dil bhi pagal hain, main bhi pagal hoon. ha ha ha

Dil to paagal hai,Dil deewana hai

Pehli pehli baar milaata hai yehi

Seene mein phir aag lagaata hai

Dheere dheere pyaar sikhaata hai

yehiHansata hai yehi yehi rulaata hai

Dil to paagal hai,Dil deewana hai

And this small piece is from me to some one special in my life

I thank god for giving you in my life,

You are the one who made my life beautiful.

I love you today, tomorrow & forever,
I will be there for you always.

I love the way, you get angry when I am late,
Lots more I will tell u in person :)

Life is beautiful -- Dont Waste it for "Thee Waste"

2007-02-09T07:23:00.000Z

Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly:

A philosopher came by, and asked caringly:

The baby boy said:

Then the baby boy showed the philosopher a picture of his cute little girlfriend:

After looking at the picture, the philosopher laughed so loudly and said,
"You are so dumb!"

And the baby boy went absolutely crazy:

Then, the philosopher said wisely:

Instantly, the baby boy felt better:

Unfavorable beauty week

2006-12-11T05:01:00.000Z

This week my stars dint favor me for beauty treatment. Everywhere it was goofed up.

Starting with eyebrows, instead of looking like two bows, the beautician messed up & made it a straight line. (Not exactly, but I dint liked the shape she gave). Thanks to my sunglasses.

Next, waxing. Instead of heating wax, beautician irritated me with cold wax. She took 1 hour to wax legs & hands. I swear not to try new beautician next time.

In second beauty parlour, she had given good facial but goofed up with money.

Third beauty clinic, it is one famous hair dressing parlour; it is a designer hairdressing clinic. Here the mistake is unpardonable. Hair dresser shortened my hair, which I nurtured for a year in order to straighten & color.

While sitting in front of my dressing table, & analyzing the errors by beauticians, I was thinking if there were some Astro speak (astrology ) column for beauty treatment in News Paper.

ARIESMar21-Apr20Try not to get eyebrows, waxing by new parlour, it may go wrong as you would be wasting your time & energy. Keep your eyes gazing into the best parlour so that in future, it will surely come in handy to you. Be very careful while paying your bill in parlour else you may be duped. It is not a favorable time for hair designing. Else your celebrations mood will be interrupted this chain reaction of your mental state will reflect on your work. Refuse to be inhibited by negative situations or comments, maintaining this dynamic mood.
Lucky days for beauty treatments: 12th, 14th and 17

2006-11-24T09:04:00.000Z

Tag Tag Tag

Jeseem has tagged me sometime back. I was tied up with my spiritual trip to Tirupati

I Miss

1. Climbing on the tree with friends & playing pranks (making horrific sound at passer by)

2. My school vacation which I religiously spent in my grand mom's home.
(It was a meeting point for all my 16 cousins)

3. Grand mom's special pyaar, cheating grand mom.
(Eat my share of mangoes, pick one worm from ground place on mangoes skin & show her "Look what you have given me". )

4. My sweetheart bakery man who was an ideal husband material at the age of 6. hehehe. He possessed a Pastry shop yummy. I was planning to marry him so that I can eat all pastries, cake without asking mom to buy.

5. Getting wet in rain, building castle on sand, catching butterfly & getting scolding from mom

6. My hostel life. Miss all my friends, their stories, showing off new stuffs. Miss solving senior’s mathematics & showing off that I am a genius.

7. My Tie which displayed badges (Rank, most of the times High score mathematic, Kannada, Social studies, Moral science)

8. Counting vehicles (Bus, bike, Car, scooter), running, jumping, cycling

I Hated
1. When parents drop me to hostel after vacation. That separation was heart breaking
2. When people squeezed my cheeks
3. Running on a ground at midday in Physical training period
4. When mom called me her nose & two of my brothers her eyes.
5. When seniors stole school badge & got punishment for incomplete uniform
6. Eve teasing when I was kid.
7. Mom’s extra cautious lecture, particularly to me because I am a girl
8. Mess food, especially upma.

Song for the moment :-

Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo
Bhale Cheen Lo Mujhse Meri Jawaani
Magar Mujhko Lauta Do Bachchpan Ka Saawan
Wo Kaagaz Ki Kasthi Wo Baarish Ka Paani

Mohalle Ki Sabse Nishaani Purani
Wo Budhiya Jise Bachche Kehte The Naani
Wo Naani Kee Baaton Mein Pariyon Ka Dera
Wo Chehre Ke Jhuriyon Mein Sadiyon Ka Phera
Bhulaaye Nahin Bhool Saqta Hai Koi
Wo Choti See Raaten Wo Lambi Kahaani

Kadi Dhoop Mein Apne Ghar Se Nikalna
Wo Chidiya Wo Bulbul Wo Thithli Pakadna
Wo Gudiya Ki Shaadi Pe Ladna Jhagadna
Wo Jhoolon Se Girna, Wo Gir Ke Sambhalna
Wo Pithal Ke Challon Ke Pyaare Se Tho'fe
Wo Tuti Hui Chudiyon Ki Nishaani

Kabhi Re't Ke Oonche Tilon Pe Jaana
Gharonde Banana, Banaake Mitaana
Wo Maasoom Chaahat Ki Tasveer Apni
Wo Khwabon Khilono Ki Taabir Jaageer Apni
Na Duniya Ka Gham Tha Na Rishton Ke Bandhan
Badi Khoobsoorat Thi Wo Zindgaani

2006-11-19T06:08:00.000Z

Microsoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation andcommunications equipment.Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled,and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew alarge sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on theground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it."I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

2006-11-02T07:37:00.000Z

Ramu's Sholay

I just cant understand why Ramu is hell bent upon remaking sholay.Its not just me, whole world is wondering why? Why ? Why?

The worst part to digest was Nisha Kotari playing basanti & ghoda is replaced by autorickshaw. Now Basanti is ghungroo & her dhannu is laila.

Ramu's Gabbar Bachchan looks like an one hundred eighty year old sick man who has already booked his ticket to heaven.

sholay's dialogue will be something like thing
gabbar:- "Kitne Din bache hamra is duniya me"
samba:- "Sardar baghawan jaane"
gabbar:- "Arre oh samba, ghungrooo ke laila me jakar hamara liye dho waqt ki khansi ke dava lekar aa, ..."
Samba:- "Sardar devi* ka hospital se lekar aavu kya?"
gabbar:- "arre woh kutte, kamine jaldi lekar aa"

Radha is Devi played by Sush & she is a nurse, something more than lightning & putting off the lantern hehehehe

Song for the moment:-- Arre Ramujee, abh Zidd chodo mano meri baat

Warna aur ek flop hoga tumare saath.

2006-10-18T19:35:00.000+01:00

Another Day in my life

There is no work mood this whole week. We are simply enjoying our Diwali spirit. Tomorrow is one of the colleagues (Samir's)last working day. So gave him a farewell party in Sports bar(pheonix mill). Party continued till 12 to 4 p.m. mind you we are working today hehehe. Came back to office @ 4.30 p.m. After a heavy lunch & bowling who has mood to dig into PC. Straight away to canteen. Had some strong coffee for keeping self awake. Collected Diwali gift too. Later @ 5 p.m had a short meeting with Manager. 5.25 p.m left office.

Har Roz agar Diwali hote....
kaam office me null hota...
Khaane ko milte laddoo,
Aur duniya kehti...Happy Diwali to you!

Tomorrow is Traditional day. I am in total mood. Again tomorrow is Samir's treat. So we are going to freak out again. I am sure that we are going to miss Samir. He is one happy go lucky kinda guy. Some how now I am used to this type of environment. People come, people go, again new people come, so life continues. :). At the end it is just you.

song for the moment :- Jeene ke hain chaar din, baaqi hain bekaar din
Hey jeene ke hain chaar din, baaqi hain bekaar din
Jaaye jaaye, jaaye jaayeEk baar jo jaaye,
jawaani phir na aayeHey hey, jawaani phir na aaye

2006-10-16T18:49:00.000+01:00

Color Days

lots of celebrations going on in office for Diwali. We have color days. And I am over enthusiastic to participate. Today was Salman Khan's day. Shhhhhh dress code is not a shirtless but it was Black.

I wore a black western suit. I got many wows, Many dashing, striking, rocking compliments. let me see whether I will win a prize for Best dressed female.

Tomorrow is Govinda day. I have finished modelling . I am going to wear shocking pink trouser (My friend exclusively got for me from Dubai hehehe) & a Flouroscent Green T, want to wear Red blazzer as I dont have Yellow one in my ward robe :(.

Day after tomorrow (wednesday) is Jumping Jack Jeetu's day. No prize for guessing the color. Ya u got it its "White". I will wear white chick Kurta , churidar courtasy my tailor if he makes ready the suit. Else hunt for some other white's in my ward rob.

Finally on thursday Traditional day. I will wear Saree ;). Blood Red embroidary saree, accessories gold jewellary.

I wish everyday we have a color days so that I dont have to stand in front of ward robe for 15 min's & think which dress to wear hehehehe.

During my color Days week, I would like to sincerly thank my maid for her patience folding all the costumes which is unfolded & thrown during my modelling trials at home hehehehe
I will post pics in my coming post.

Song for the moment :-- Rang barse beege chunariwali rang barse.

2006-10-13T19:41:00.000+01:00

Ways Of Reading Novel in Workplace

As Hirdu says ye BnB baaz nahin aayegi. I myself have to say that to me hehehe

I was reading Memoirs of Geisha, I got so addicted I travelled in train whole week to catch up with reading process. One day I could not just stop it reading, I was hiding the book inbetween the PC & my bag & was reading with one eye. One of my colleague was so enquisitive to know what I am upto he messaged me "I know you are at some mischief ". I gave a blank smile.

I could not concentrate on my work. I went to rest room locked myself in loo & started reading the book. 30 mins I was inside the loo(Thanks to room freshner :)). The rest room attender was wondering what has happened to me. Thank god I came out. Else they would have broken the door.

moral to me:- Next time while I hook up with novel in loo , just to inform rest room attendent that I have major constipation problem:)

hum-ming:- Bedi chalayi leh jigar se piya Jigar maabadi aag hai

2006-09-28T16:28:00.000+01:00

Yeh Life hai

Yeh mumbai ka traffic hai,kabhi rasthe me kadda milta hai tho kabhi kadde mein rastha. Tension kayko leta hai.

There are few people in world like to experiment with life, & most are happy with things. Tension kayko lene ka. ha ha.

But Change is something unavoidable in life.Nothing is Fixed or it works as expected.
take for example this blogworld. I had few blogmates,I loved reading thier creations. But after sometime, most of them said adieu to blogging.So it is time to hunt again.

moral to me :)Accept the change & move on with life.

2006-09-26T17:11:00.000+01:00

Shubh Navratri

It is believed that Goddess Durga on her 10 day journey around the earth removes all evil....... May Goddess Durga destroy all evil around you and fill your life with happiness and prosperity. May this Navratri… Bring You Joy and Happiness... To last through out the year!

Happy Navratri

2006-09-12T18:13:00.000+01:00

Lexi Ad.

Have you come across Lexi pen advt. in FM radio's. Its real funny. It may be mindless, but I simply loved it.
If u haven't heard it goes something like this

Male: Swapnasundari wearing maxi
Getting out of yellow Taxi(Repeat)
Gets into the club
Pagal ho gaye sab
But surprisingly she chooses me
And she says, she says

Female: Is that a pen in your pocket mister? (Repeat)
Or are you? Or are you?
Just happy to see me?
Or are you just happy to see me?

Male: I said, "Swanpasundari, wearing maxi..
I am very very sorry sexy
But now every pocket has a Lexi
Now every pocket has a Lexi"

2006-09-05T04:45:00.000+01:00

Main nikali gaddi lekar ek mood aaya, Yeh meri blog world aaya

Its since ages I have rubbished it. Lemmi do the honour of rubbishing. ha ha ha.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master ofWomen'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanakbijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence
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Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've founda man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a foolwhen I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
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Q: What is difference between watch & wife:? A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti haito chaloo ho jaati hai.
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

2006-07-27T17:00:00.000+01:00

Nightmare in Bombed Train

By gods grace I am alive to write this post.

We have heard & seen numerous incident on TV about Terrorism. We might have shed plenty of tears to unknown soul.But But when u visualise or have been Victim of such terrorism, than it is totally a different story.

11th July 2006

At 6.21 p.m boarded borivili Fast at Dadar staion. Train was just leaving mahim station,at that moment the power in train was switched off followed by loud explosion & smoke. The train shook for some secs. At that moment I realised it is a bomb blast. But other commuters in train came up with other conclusion. HT wire got short circuit , the train is on fire. Let us jump from moving train. I was in first class ladies compartment which was adjacent to gents firstclass compartment which was bombed.

I dint wanted to take some stupid dicision.I never wanted to jump from running train. Few moments it was tough to decide. Other co passenger started jumping from running train. The train came to halt within minutes.

Other Men came running to help us. Two men held my hand & helped to get down. Outside scene was horrible, blood soaked men, injured men, dead bodies. Oh my god, what a pain. I dint know how to react. I was crying inconsolably. Everyone were crying. Some one asked me is there someone I know in that compartment. I said no. They tried to console me. I was crying for my co passengers, thier family. I was crying for pathetic environment we are leaving in. I was crying for insecure environment created for us.

Life had drained lots from me at that moment. Could not stand there for another min in that situation, I walked to roads to catch some other alternative to my destination. Cab drivers refused to come to Borivili. My colleagues were rushing to come to pick me up. I refused, i din't wanted them to take risk. I took BEST bus from Mahim depot.Bus started getting overcrowded. atleast 200 people were standing in bus. It took 4.5 hrs to reach home. People on roads were very helpful. They were serving biscuits & water for all the commuters on road. I was not in need of that. My mind was calculating other facts.

2 of my colleagues are seriously injured. One of my brothers friends cousin died in blast.He was married just 3 months back.

Why innocent people should be victim of this terrorism? When will this terror end? When will we roam without fear in free India? On occasion of Independence day these question crop up in my mind.

2006-07-10T06:43:00.000+01:00

Thoughts

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. -Lou Holtz

Never explain yourself. Your friends dont need it and your enemies wont believe it. -Belgicia Howell

2006-07-04T12:29:00.000+01:00

4 lines for An IT guys.....

He loved her

But married another

One became the wife

The other became the password

2006-06-25T18:27:00.000+01:00

Marraige symbol

DEEP PAIN

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?' The first man approached him and said, 'Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?' The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, 'My wife's first husband.'

2006-06-11T18:59:00.000+01:00

Yepee Yepee, Untagged my TAG

Wow Zoonie, I am so happy for u. Congrats boi.
I dint post for sometime now. Guys just imazine two of ur cousin aged 9 & 13 standing (or sitting which ever position they feel comfortable) behind you & reading aloud every word u type, can any one proceed to crack ur junk thoughts. hehehe atleast I couldn't.

when I was kid we used to play Satgolpi(dont ask me the meaning lol).for eg. Some one call out saying look at Jyothsna. If anyone turns around to see Jyothsna, and if it was a frank, that person say Satgolpi. Then a big task start there. The one who was the victim of frank should touch 7 standing person. We used to follow so religiously that task. It still bring my child hood memory back. This TAG remembered my Satgolpi task :).Thank you Ekta. Here it goes.

I am thinking about....Chocolate doughnut, black forest pastry, nachos, ice cream all yummy yummy stuff
I said....Did I say that I had a bad crush on bakary guy when I was five for those lovely pastries(I will post this sometime later;))
I want strength...to run on thread mill to burn all the calories I accumulated just thinking about all high calorie food.
I wish for.... a magic plate which convert all high colorie food into low cal. Hey scientist of this universe are u listening?
I miss.... my childhood, my school days, my hostel life, my crushes
I hear.... my mom screaming at me right now for taking shower.(I always celebrate my lazyness day on week end)
I wonder....why god created me with empty brain hehehe
I regret....nothing.Whatever happened in life had a reason.(Always my glass is half full)
I am ...Still trying to find out.
I dance.... when I am happy & also in Party.
I sing....when I want to shew away anyone from my vicinity.(If there is an award for bad singer, its my birth right to recieve it)
I cry.....When some one hurt me.
I am .... very stubborn
I make with my hands.... Everthing. Without hand It is impossible to make anything.
I write.... what I feel.
I confuse.... to understand people
I need....love & Warmth always. Also loads of chocolate daughnut, icecream
I should ....be an active blogger cos it makes me happy especially because I can blabber all my junk thoughts with out reviewing
I start.... things with lots of enthusiasm
I finish...If the started enthusiasm hasn't died its natural death.

2006-05-28T17:35:00.000+01:00

Modern Indian theory (Reservation)

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.
Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100. And we have a policy for it also.
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronnaut

The interview by CNN-IBN Karan Tapar , on reservation With HRD Minister Arjun Singh its a good long read, but well worth it! If you have missed it, here it is.

http://gleez.com/articles/general/arjun-singhs-interview---india-of-our-dreams-deserves-a-better-hrd

2006-05-23T16:49:00.000+01:00

Mommy, your judgement is wrong

The most amusing thing in the world is Indian wedding. The grooms & brides family invite the people for the wedding in order to share thier pleasure & seek the blessing for newly wed.Instead people have 100 intension other than these two.

Aunties ( I mean elderly ladies)attend the wedding to exibit thier jewellary, heavy designer saree. Guys attend wedding for bird watching. Oh my gawd, some guys literally have thier jaws hanging.Some girls attend the marraige for mom's pressure. Some Mom attend for hunting wud-be-Son in law.
Once I happen to attend the wedding for the same reason some years back.

Me:- Oh my god mom, ask me to jump from 10th floor, please leave me alone.

My mom:-Mr.XYZ son has come from U.S.I want to talk to Mr.XYZ about the proposal.

Me:- I dont want to be Gungi gudiya. I wont come

My mom:- If you dont listen to me, then I dont let you go for ur higher studies.

Me(in mind):- Mom I have 100 distructive ways for spoiling this.

My adamant mom took me to wedding. I went with her cribbing,grumbling.The torture was not just attending the wedding. I was made to wear Fancy dress.I mean a saree & lots of Jewelary. Mom am I a mobile Jewellary store. Mom looked at me with her sharp eyes.

I was sitting in midst of aunties coz it was mom's order.They were more interested in my marraige than the current marraige.They were discussing of my marraige. Mom said them to find some one suitable to me.

Mom was eagerly waiting for Mr.XYZ to arrive. He arrived with his family. Mom was about ask about Mr.XYZ son, he stood in front of my mom with his American wife. "Hi aunty hows u doing,meet Jenny"

I was holding hanky to my mouth & burst out laughing.

Part II to be continued

2006-05-18T17:08:00.000+01:00

I am Back {}

Hey whatz happening in blogworld. I was bit busy these days. Reason I was undergoing TORTURE I mean training. Learnt some beautiful stuff. I missed my blog chooo muchhhhhh. Also I missed u mates. I know some of u all also missed me. haha there were some request to post atleast a forward. But there was absolutely no time to do that too.

Any way I dedicate this beautiful song which is my favorite & very close to my heart to all

abhee naa jaao chhodakar, ke dil abhee bharaa nahee
abhee abhee to aayee ho, bahaar ban ke chhaayee ho
hawaa jaraa mahak to le, najar jaraa bahak to le
ye shaam dhal to le jaraa, ye dil sanbhal to le jaraa
mai thodee der jee to loo, nashe ke ghoont pee to loo
abhee to kuchh kahaa nahee, abhee to kuchh sunaa naheen ..

2006-05-11T07:14:00.000+01:00

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out ofthe office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got thismessage. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.

2006-05-07T13:04:00.000+01:00

Happy Week end Guys. If happened to surf net & land up here enjoy this :)

How Many Women

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid Past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".
Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. "Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

2006-05-03T14:10:00.000+01:00

Venus Thought

If Men are from Mars, what is the problem if female is Manglik?lol.

Manglik:- Whenever Mars is situated in 1,4,7,8,12 th house of a lunar chart it is called as "Manglik dosha"

2006-04-28T06:44:00.000+01:00

Still they Gawk & ask

If your Mangal is strong, they back u out saying u bring bad luck on husband's Career.

If Your dad has not generated so much wealth, they back you out Coz u cannot pay the admission Fees(Dowry)

If You don’t have a Job they back you out Coz u cannot pay your maintenance fees.

If you are bit darker complexion they back you out Coz u may produce Darker off springs.

If you are Vegetarian they back you out coz you are not Non Vegetarian.

If you are a day older than a prospective guy, they back you out, coz it is not our custom to marry elder female.

If you are rich they back u out, coz u may be proud & not be an ideal bahu.

Some from Invincible

If u are taller than ur beau, then again its against our custom.

If u are earning more than ur beau, again u may have vanity and treat him disrespectfully.

If u are from higher 'cast' then u wd always undermine him

If u r from lower cast, then u r no match for the boy's esteemed family.

Oh my god there are so many factors to consider, match & mismatch to get married in India. Again still you guys ask me "Why am I not married"

It is not my story, it is every other unmarried gal's Woe. I was inspired to write this after bachchan's rejected Ash coz she is Manglik. In country like us every gal has to under go the Guy's Family tantraum no matter what u are? who u are?

Note:- So Guys & Gals, You are welcome to add your point to the list.

2006-04-26T06:43:00.000+01:00

Future memorable dialogue

After Amitabh's best dialogue, just a thought on generation next legend's best dialogue.

Khwaish Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Jawani Diwani
Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Murder

Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Gangster

Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Chocolate Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

FootPath Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Aksar
Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Ashiq Banaya Aapne Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Song Running in mah mind:--- na koi padhne wala na koi sikhne wala
apni toh paathshala masti ki paathshala

2006-04-24T13:07:00.000+01:00

Most memorable Amitabh's dialogues

Amitabh bachchan, who needs an intro of this Man. Some of my favourites from Amit's movie, which I love to hear on & on. There are plenty of them, but some I managed to post.

Agneepath

"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan. Baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan; Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa; umar chhattis saal..."

Kaalia

"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein , line wahin se shuru hoti hai."

Trishul

"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."
Namak Halal

I know such English that I will leave the British behind. You see sir, I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, I can run English, because English is such a funny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run. In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

SilSila

Main aur meri tanahaaii, aksar ye baaten karate hain
tum hotin to kaisaa hotaa, tum ye kahatii, tum vo kahatii
tum is baat pe hairaan hotii, tum us baat pe kitanii hasatii
tum hoti to aisA hotaa, tum hoti to vaisaa hotaa
main aur meri tanahaaii, aksar ye baaten karate hai

majabuur ye haalaat, idhar bhI hain udhar bhii
tanahaaii ke ye raat, idhar bhI hai udhar bhii
kahane ko bahut kuchh hai, magar kisase kahen ham
kab tak yuunhii khaamosh rahen, aur sahen ham
dil kahataa hai duniyA kii har ik rasm uThA de
dIvaar jo ham dono me hai, aaj giraa de
kyon dil me sulagate rahen, logon ko bataa de
haan hamako muhabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai

Chupke Chupke

Jis tarah gobhi ka phool phool hokar bhi phool nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota."

Zanjeer

"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai! Is liye sidhi tarah khade raho!"

Shahenshah

Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain , naam hai Shahenshah."

Deewar

"Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha ; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye ('mera baap chor hai') leekh diya tha. Uske baad... Uske baad, mere bhai, tu jo kahega us par main sign karoonga."

Sholay "Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

My all time favourite
Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.
Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to admi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa?
Mausi : haar jaata hai?Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon ?
Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi dosh nahi.
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali ke ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dostkis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de denge.
Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon. koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega

2006-04-21T14:22:00.000+01:00

Greatest Love

lolz, Hi guys happy week end. Enjoy this one

Why Parents Get Gray Hair !

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

"Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again, the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked the child, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle
"Me."

2006-04-17T12:09:00.000+01:00

Agla Kaun?

Now I am all excited to count who is Indian Idol II, even though it is not getting anywhere close to X Factor, American Idol or Indian Idol I.Count down begins. Will it be Karunya or It is Sandeep?

My Favorites in second season were NC Karunya, Ammey Date, Panna Gill.
I just cannot forget Panna gill's Jalak Dikalaja Number. He set stage on fire. Marvelous.
Other was Ammey Date Who can forget ‘Laga chunari mein daag chupaaoon Kaise’. Sadly both are out in prior Episodes.

NC Karunya, Great singer. Look a like of Abhishek Bachchan. He is thee Best Among the Finalist. He just mesmerize with his Voice.
Other Finalist Sandeep, he is Bekener's Udit Narayan, who just sing in udit Style, has regional backing of voting.

I just hope & Wish Karunya Win the Show. But cant predict even though he is good, This Voting system has become real head ache. Voting should be like some percentage should be counted from home town, other part of Voting should be from all parts of India.

Anyways Karunya is Thee Best. To be more Diplomatic let the best Man Win lol he he he

2006-04-14T06:20:00.000+01:00

Bangalore Burning

My dad said "If this mob, had gone to fight Veerappan 3 years back to forest, it had made sense, Now what are they trying to Prove creating so much fiasco"

I innocently said "Even I dont know, what is thier point?"

But there arise some thoughts, When are we Growing Up? When will we be matured to analyses whatz right? whatz wrong? Whatz Needed? Whatz not?

2006-04-13T08:23:00.000+01:00

Aisa Desh hai Mera
Kill animal & go to Jail, Kill human in public & walk out free. Kill animal & hang out mercilessly in butcher shop.U get licence for this.
If Salman was guilty for killing chinkaara, How about killing thousand's of Sheep in the name of mutton & consuming it.
Dont sheep have life? Who is to decide life of sheep is less worth than Chinkaara? Both are god's creation. Just a thought for soul

2006-04-13T08:09:00.000+01:00

Drinking Problem hehehe

Drink & Drive

2006-04-01T08:45:00.000+01:00

One Night Stand

Waiting at health care centre, sheena my friend is too furious, criticizing me for my careless attitude. I was at my nerve, Babez It was not my intention, but it just happened, I accept my ignorance. I felt my patience has been tested enough, & I have given enough clarification. I just pretend to sleep, she tried to turn some magazine.

I slipped into last days incident. We were on a project assignment. We had ample of time, the presentation was next day. So we decided to stroll. It was quite an evening. I was mesmerized with the beaches, beautiful couple, and handsome dudes. I dint realized when I was separated from my gang?

The sun set was so peaceful, I am in other world, when I looked at my watch, the horror bell alarmed. I tried calling to my friends, the cell phone courtesy, network not reachable. fcuk, what the hell now? Indeed it was not advisable to hire private cab in alien city. Thought checking in some Motel, lemmi kill the Night. But it was fruitless effort. No bed was available. On request I got some place to put up that Night. Already many people were resting. All the sitting arrangement was fully occupied.

Now sheena was waking me again, go fast, meet the doc, our presentation has to begin within hour. I coolly walked, as I was too guilty. He prescribed some quick medicine to get relief. I thanked him, made a quick exit for our presentation.

Presentation went off well as planned. Now I threw myself on my bed again slipping into last night incident. As I said all the sitting places were occupied, I had to stand whole night. This was my one Night Stand.

ha ha naughty people what were you thinking? I had to visit Health care coz I had a soar throat standing all night in cold.

This was a April fool post. ha ha ha. Lemmi fly off before some one else fool me. lol

2006-03-28T08:04:00.000+01:00

My experience travelling in a Potty Train

In mumbai I would prefer crowded train than a AC Car, in order to get rid of Traffic. It is not only the time saver, one can get a free unusual entertainment too. Everyday I tend to spend 2 hrs travelling in train.

To get into train during peak hours one should be an expert gymnast. Some day back I was gluing at the coming train. Before the train come to halt, people started throwing their self inside the train. Any seasoned peak hour traveler knows how it is to grab the seat so I never make an attempt to get a seat myself. I feel comfortable standing.

To my surprise there was a whole section empty. I thanked my stars & move to the vacant window seat. My enthu melted within a second when a woman stopped me in between. As I turned to her, she screwed up her face & pointed at the seat. Some pathetic creature had emptied the content of their bowels on the seat. Yuck Yuck.

I cursed for my dumb attitude, ignorance, foolishness that how could I atleast dream of getting a window seat while other souls are hanging theirselves. I haven't learnt yet the logic of living hehehe.

I stood at the other corner, cursing myself. But within moment it turned out to be an entertaining business. I kept watching the drama.

At every station, people jumped to catch that seat. Every eye want to reach there fast. The lady who saved me had a full time job of rescuing people from that Shit. People took their kerchiefs pressing their nose sandwiching their body against each other.

Some people gave advice to meet Railway staff to clean the stuff, some came up with pulling chain. Others dint seemed bothered, as long as train reach the destination at time.

Moral of the story :- crowded train + vacant space = sure Shit Shit

2006-03-25T14:24:00.000Z

Kabhi yeah Kabhi Woh

Yeh ladka hai allah kaisa hai deewana
Kitna mushkil hai tauba isko samjhaana

I think opening lines obviously say's the complexity of a man lol.

My friend mintooo is a good friend of mine & we gel well with all our pranks & PJ's. Yesterday he buzzed me
he :-I am bored with life
me:- what happened? Tina has gone to her mom's place kya?
he:- No she is very much here
me:- then?
He:- She is the cause for my boredom
Me:- Wicked grinning Icon?
he:- perfect definition of our relationship is like a coin. Wait i will send u the pic.

Me:- Is it 25 paise or 1 rupee coin?
He:- I am serious. I S##$#d my life.Hey bhagwaan main bachelor kitna kush tha(I was so happy as a bachelor)

Before marriage

hey Life is so boring. search a gal for me please. What a friend u are? cant you find a gal for me? If u don’t find a gal for me I will line marofy you only. Hey bhagwaan mera number kabh aayega?( When will my number come?)

2006-03-24T06:22:00.000Z

Zubeida

Zubeida was my Shonu's colleague. Sometimes whenever he is not in his seat she used to recieve my call, take the message for him. More often Shonu was always in meetings, so I chatted with her more. She knew that Shonu & myself are seeing each other.

She was percieving her engineering degree at evening college & working in his office on probationary basis. She was very ambitious gal. She used to seek Shonu's guidance for her career. Shonu changed the job. He changes job like Indian weather. So she requested to forward her resume, which he did.

Later we did not hear from her for 10 days. One day shonu called his old office. He wanted Zuby to meet HR Dept for negotiation on sal package & other perk& compensation.

But he got a Shock from other end. Zubieda expired. What? How? When?. While crossing the railway track, train hit her & Zuby was no more. Still her memories are with us.

Note:- Dear friends Please dont cross the Railway Tracks. Always use Foot Over Bridge. Your Life may not be precious for you. It is dearer to your loved one's.

2006-03-23T11:24:00.000Z

In response to Keshi's post

Keshi this I am posting in response to your post Looking for Janice.... I din't want my comment to get lost in midst.

Currently I am in Mumbai. If you provide me a little data as her(Janice's) real name & the area she used to live as Andheri or thana etc.etc I will try my best to contact the nursing home in that locality to find out the details.

Try & recollect if she had ever told you about her gynecologist name.

Dont worry in mumbai there is a best medical facility.May be she is happy changing the Nappy. With all my heart I wish this for unknown soul.

When ever I am unable reach my loved one's I wish why dont I have a remote to get signal that they are safe.

Gal, ur post made me cry :(

2006-03-22T09:38:00.000Z

Brave Girl

THE CRUISE:

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________________________
DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

______________________________________________________
DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. ______________________________________________________
DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. ______________________________________________________
DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. ______________________________________________________
DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

2006-03-20T09:37:00.000Z

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.
3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Note:-- he he he ha ha ha To my colleagues if in case you come across here , this is what the internal processing is taking place behind my sweet smile. Dont dare to bug me lol

2006-03-16T13:36:00.000Z

Love Filter

Every one feels "He is the one". Every one says Love is blind. Is really love blind. No!! Love is not blind but it is a deal.

My friends say they are madly in love with some guy. How is that guy? A person who drive a smart Car, with decent bank balance, with good qualification, Good Job with many other feature.

Then I said my friend "you don't like a main system, you just love the accessory". Even I may not be exception here.

So I question myself. Is there exist real love? No Love. Everything is requirement. If Love exist then why don't we fall in love with some one who is less blessed than us. Why this filter?

Other day I was discussing with my cousin on the subject of women & equality in job opportunity. My cousin said "Men should be given preferences.If Men get a job one family survives, If female no much help. Look men are ready to marry unemployed female. Are female willing to marry unemployed men. They look for more qualified person". Yes, I agree here we female are not so broad minded.

Female blog readers don't beat me up. It is a fact. Apple is an Apple. I have guts to accept.

2006-03-14T11:44:00.000Z

RANG BARSE

Dekho aayi
holi
rang layi

holi
chali
picthkari uda hain
gulaal
banke hain
ghata mann jhum utha
rang chalke hain neele hare laal
------
Have a Safe & Colourful Holi !!!! ;-))

Tip:- Apply heavy coat of coconut oil to your hair & a Coat of Vasaline or baby oil to ur body to get away with colors easily

2006-03-11T14:51:00.000Z

Call Of Lust

From my diary
Another Long day, Same release funda, one more night out. Now a days it has been a routine. came home fully tired, Was 3 A.M, eyes were fighting to keep open.Legs were refusing to walk.

Thought shall drink some juice before crashing, as in london during night outs, only available stuff is pizza. Went into kitchen opened a fridge to take a juice, could see a light in opposite house. A handsome guy in that kitchen.

Now what? Should I miss this chance? My inner mind said na, My eyes were wide open, My legs were in a mood to dance . Now what to do? I said yeah! Lots of utensil in sink waiting to get cleaned. Yes I was more happinier then Archimedis. I said Eureka. Started cleaning utensils all bright & glittering. Handsome guy too started cleaning his utensils. Exchanging a glimpse, smile both continued. He was still in kitchen with his black cat. I said now tomorrow is another day.

Shall catch some sleep now. Just Waved at that handsome, said good night, Slipped into sleep. If behind every sucessful man , if there a women , Behind every glittering utensil of mine, there is a handsome nieghbour... What a inspiration?

2006-03-09T12:17:00.000Z

Announcement, Announcement

Shortly My blog will be rechristened from "Bold and Beautiful" to "My Wild Thoughts" .
As per numerologist Beediwala this change will bring luck to me & my blogs.Without even any creative or constructive thoughts my blog will attract more readers & also I should not get surprised to win Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal etc etc awards.
In fact adding "k" letter "kMy Wild Thoughts" will do the wonders.

Conversation between Beediwala & myself goes something like this.
BNB:- Good day sir.As Iam so frustrated with my blog. It is not so happening, how can I help my blog?
Beediwala:- Good day, U have to change ur blog name.Suggest 10 names I will see as per numerology what works good.
BNB:-Sir "My Wild Thoughts"
Beediwala :- add k make it "kMy Wild Thoughts"
BNB:- oh god I am not interested in keema of my blog
Beediwala:- oh dear,u make "k" silient.The advantage is u are blogging in english. English is such a funny language u can alter according to ur requirement. Spell something & pronounce something.
BNB :-How much luck k will bring?
Beediwala:- U will be awarded blogkabab, blogtandori,blogmakanwala. Without K u will have to get satisfied with Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal etc etc awards.
BNB:- I am very health conscious person.blogkabab, blogtandori,blogmakanwala will make my blog fat & ugly. Then I have to put my blog again to diet. Instead I am happy with Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal. So I prefer just "My Wild Thoughts". Thank you.
Beediwala:- Thank you & good luck

Now I am busy writing vote of thanks for award function. Once I am through I will rechristen my blog. lol

2006-03-08T09:28:00.000Z

Happy Woman's Day

PHENOMENAL WOMAN

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can't touch My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It's in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Maya Angelou

If there happens any rebirth what would u like to be Born as?A Man or A Woman?& Why?

2006-03-03T12:22:00.000Z

Tribute to My Blog

Shuttling between (Home) India & (in-laws place) Client's place in London has taken lots from me. To keep my blog life alive I was just posting some forwards. Now I am at home hahaha(Indian office) & full pledge blogging.

I havent knew that It would mean a lot to me. What I started as virtual timepass would attach me really.I never thought that I would connect them so well, learn couple of lessons.There are many Friends withoutout faces but I know them well with thier id's. I have my own image of them.

Blogging I did it for a mere timepass. But it has helped me understand fellow bieng better.

Though I never leave much of a mark in every blog I read, I read quite a lot. To my surprise I found so many beautiful(internal) people with beautiful thought. I found how each one are so special. Each one has thier own FEELINGS.

Learnt some lesson, laughed like mad, some made me cry, became stuborn with some thoughts, some melted my heart.

Many were heart broken, some tried to cope with it, some were sinking into it.

When I analysed my own blog, I could not stop noticing, I have learnt to respond others either by visiting to the blogger's space who has visited me or by replying to thier comments. Before this blog happened to me in my life, I never took pain to reply either to letters or mails. I never felt each one has a feelings, each one are important.

Small things make real big difference in life.

Thought for the day :- Keep your office clean .. stay home!!!

2006-02-27T12:45:00.000Z

NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT U FEEL !

2006-02-23T13:20:00.000Z

Bird flu Before & After

Latest Terrorist Threat

2006-02-21T10:10:00.000Z

What a man is waiting for!!

A woman who is a perfect "10"

A woman who can cook like his mother.

A woman who keeps a clean house.

A woman who does not nag.

A woman who can stretch a dollar.

A woman who can work all day

and dance all night.

A woman who will love only him.

He is still waiting!!!

2006-02-15T13:36:00.000Z

Ye Ishq nahi asaan

Some of the city has witnessed how some political orzanisation distrupted Valentine's day celebration. My Valentine day had some added bonus of fun. I was amused hehehe.

In some cities the culture cops were roaming with garland. Reason if they find any couple, they wanted to get them married on the spot ha ha ha

In some cities they were roaming with camera. To click the snap & show to thier parents.

How to celebrate Valentine's day? Tips from wise

“I will fast on Tuesday for Lord Ganesha. At night, I will have sweets at home along with my wife,” said Mr.X.“Anyone can celebrate Valentine’s Day this way,” said Mr.X.
My Comments :-- oh is it?Fast on Valentine's day????Oh My Lord Ganesh!!!!!!!!! Please save us from self defined moral pOlice.

We are not opposed to youngsters having love affairs. They can exchange roses or til-gud on this day. But we don’t like our culture being corrupted by these youngsters. You can celebrate love on any other day as well, why just on this day? Besides, there are so many other days, which symbolise love between two people.
My Comment:- Exchange Til Gud?(Sesame & Jaggary)ha ha ha.

In our culture, we celebrate days like Makarsankranti, Vat Poornima and Bhau Beej. My children are in college, but they do not celebrate Valentine’s Day. We don’t even feel the need to cut a cake on our kids’ birthdays. Why do we need to celebrate Valentine’s Day?
I give gifts to my husband on his birthday, not on Valentine’s Day.

My comment:- Why do we need to listen to you?

Is expressing a love & having fun is crime? The country like us where dark room love is termed sacred needs more days like this to express love openly.
If valentine day is western culture, then why we see moral cops in trouser,shirt, Tee? Why not in dhoti, kurta?

Recipe for Charcomlete for Valentine's Day

2006-02-13T11:10:00.000Z

Happy Valentine's Day

Wish you all happy Valentine's day. Let everyone be stuck with the Cupid arrow. Everyone have a valentine special post. Lemmi post a valentine special recipe.

Main ingredient
Dove egg 2
onions 2
tomoto 2
pepper & salt
Boy friend

Method
Put on the music.Take a heart shaped bowl, beat the egg add chopped onion,tomotoes, chilly, salt, pepper.light the stove. Butter the frying pan. Pour the egg preparation on the pan. Start romancing with ur boyfriend for an hour. After an hour charcomlete (charcoal + omlete) is ready..
note:- Serve only to your boyfriend. he will only appriciate ur reciepe. hehehe.

Line Maro:- I dont mind dying now, I have just seen a Haven ;)

2006-01-28T13:11:00.000Z

Vote Of Thanks

Ladies & Gentleman,
it is my pleasure to thank everyone who has contributed for my success .

First of all I would like to thank the corner street boys. Whose Comments initially were disturbing, but I started enjoying it with passing time, it seemed to be a compliment. They are the one’s who made me feel that I am a beautiful & desired woman on earth. This boosted my confidence with the Boost which is advertised by Kapil, then Sachin which I drank daily in the morning to take part in this beauty contest.

Secondly I want to thank my mom , for my fantastic 32-24-34 figure.. Earlier I hated the way she cooked, so that I could not eat even a morsel, but now I truly thank her for non delicious food. Which render me a marvelous figure.

Next I would like to thank my dad, for giving me such a meager pocket money, I could only buy a half a meter cloths which boosted my confidence in wearing short & appealing costume entire life which was indeed helpful for the contest.

I want to thank my boy friend for his support without his coaching it was impossible to kiss my co contestant so passionately.

I want to thank thank #$%^^##@#$%^&*

Get up, it is already 8.30 a.m. I will get your coffee.. Daily I am warning you not to sit late in front of computer blah blah blablah blah bla *****************

Mom will you stop shouting at me, u have woke me up from my beautiful dream, I was half a way through my vote of thanks.

Note :- Vote of thanks to be continued in my next dream hehehe

Line maro:-- Do u believe in love at first sight, or u want me to come again;)

My Resolution

2006-01-22T13:13:00.000Z

Oh No, this is my first post in 2006.
Happy new year to everyone. When I think of new year,new year resolution come to my mind.
I have made a resolution for the year 2006.....

My Resolution for this Year - 1024 by 768 pixels!!!!!!hehehe

What's yours??? Before some more PJ's lemmi hop some blogs.. Missing all those stuff from sometime.

What a Family?

2005-12-26T05:35:00.000Z

Maria a beautiful Girl fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very
soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa.

Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another groom . Your Mother does not know this, but
Jose is your half-brother".
So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But
after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are your half-brothers."

Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama already knew and said
"My darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose, because
you are not related to Papa."

What a family ?

2005-12-24T16:12:00.000Z

Merry Christmas

Countdown Begins for New year

2005-12-19T14:04:00.000Z

Bangalore to be renamed oops
Bombay has done it,Madras has done it ,Calcutta has done it, calicuthas done it. Could the country's IT hub, Bangalore lag behind?

Here I am talking of rechristening of the cities. Now it is the time for Bangalore to get christened to Bengaluru.

Most of the major cities are also likely to get renamed to pre-colonial,pre-sultan names..

Mysore to Mysooru
Belguam to Belgaavi
Hubli to hubbali
Mangalore to mangalooru.
Bijapur to Vijapura
Gulbarga to Kalburgi

Actually the first priority for the developing country is to change name, in order to move the title to developed country...

I wonder is Administrators are borrowing this idea by soap queen Ekta, by adding extra K her TRP gets better, serial go hit.. who knows states transport, poverty, unemployment may get solved :):)..

Then next it could be Delhi..

Murthy one of the most admired CEO

2005-12-16T12:22:00.000Z

Wow N.R. Narayan Murthy (Infosysis) spots 8th place as a Global TOP CEO. Bill gate Tops the numer uno position.. Murthy scores one step a head of GE CEO, Jeffery.. Something India tobe proud of..

Hoping Devegouda Ex. P.M. Learnt this. Narayana Murthy, had resigned from the chairmanship of the Bangalore International Airport Limited following a remark made by former prime minister H D Deve Gowda.Deve Gowda had said that the Infosys boss had made no contribution in the last five years to bring the Bangalore International Airport Limited to fruition.

If one makes country proud, BCCI selectors make mockery.

I an't a supportor or Fan of Sourav Ganguly but BCCI's attitude of humilating Gangualy is not in a good taste.

His exclusion from the Indian squad for the Next Test inspite of satisfactory performance is not the way such a senior player & one of the sucessful Captain of India deserve.

Yes, at time Ganguly was liability for the team. He lacked the consistency as a player. Atleast he deserve a fair farewell.. Selectors atleast should not include him for one game & oust him out for another without valid reason.

Mixed Emotion

2005-12-14T12:10:00.000Z

I am Not your Friend If*****
You Have to think before Speaking to me

I am Not your Friend If*****
My friendship ever make you feel uncomfortable

I am Not your Friend If*****
you have to thank me for everything I do

I am Not your Friend If*****
you think I am not curious for your new philosophy of life

I am Not your Friend If*****
you you think listening to your dreams put me to sleep
I am Not your Friend If*****
you have to ask for favors

I am Not your Friend If*****
if you think I can not remember the first time we met.

In life there are some person who are so close to your heart, u are not ashamed of discussing your shortcomings or boast one's strength. That unique person in my life is my best friend Nish. She Is getting married.Now I am in mixed emotion. I am happy she is getting settled, at the same time I am sad that life wont be same for us. From now onwards our relation is reduced to electronics. I know things wont be same once She go to Dubai.

Lots to share about us, but now I am so blank.
I wish marraige brings her lots of happiness..

My little Prayer

2005-12-09T14:26:00.000Z

All the fan of John Abraham please pray for John. John recieved the death threat from specific source while shooting.

John Abraham, who was admitted to Lilavati hospital yesterday for mouth ulcers caused by irregular food habits while shooting .John is a strict vegetarian, but there was no proper vegetarian food available where he was shooting. Poor John..

My only request to all the people in universe is to spare all the good looking hunks for girl's sake.. hehehe

2005-11-30T13:04:00.000Z

When Men say/ What they think

1. I don¡Çt want to marry working gal. It is your choice = You stupid, Why do I think I am in love with you(Colleague) , before I met you, I have seen your pay slip which attracted me more than you. else I would have fallen in love with my neighbor so beautiful.

2. I like a gal who loves my family, I love my parents, they are more than anything to me = You stupid if u don¡Çt behave well with my parents, my mom she is a modern lady, she may donate whole property to some old age home. I love my parent¡Çs property.

3. I don¡Çt see a beauty in a women , I like simple, soft spoken gal = Who will keep a watch dog on you, Agar ghar me he achcha kana mile tho bahar ka restaurant ka kya hoga? . Mera karnaama dekh kar chup baitne wali chahiye samji tum.

4. I am seeing a good friend in a gal = I know me very well,no one else can stand me, atleast dosti nibhane ke liye wo thodi adjust karegi

5.Don¡Çt want to marry for next five years = I want to flirt for 5 years with out any responsibility

6. I love you so much. I was missing you Honey = I was missing Sex so badly

7. Till sex they will hug you, once over they will say, let us play Rock & Roll. Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll , they will push you down the bed, they will keep one Rock under the bed & they will sleep grrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2005-11-28T13:33:00.000Z

TP time :)

HUGZZZZ

Hi friends, Everybody keep your Lal sheesha (Red mirror ) Ready.Shekhar Kapoor is Casting me in his movie Ms. India. hehhehe Friends just Kidding, I got this idea from Uttara Ms. Ghayab..
I was out on some emergency Project.. Will discuss it later :). Even I missed you all lot.. Hugzzzz...

We had some joke section during lunch hour with my buddies.. I wanna share some with u all Girly jokes, Some % of NV too
Contributed by myself, Yash, Deep, Preeti

Joke 1
Lady1:- Jab tumara divorce hua tha, tab ek hi bachcha tha, Abh theen kaisa
Lady2:-- Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jaate hai hehehehhe

joke2
Lady1 :--- Howcome your husband is always home on time??
Lady 2:---I have made a simple rule. SEx will be at 9 P.M sharp whether u r here or Not

joke3
dad:-- Beta , tume kaisa biwi chahiye
beta:-- dad, muje chand jaisa biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye, aur subaha chale jaaye hehehe

joke4

It is said one should not take worry to bed, But many woman sleep with thier husband hehehehee

joke5
Q:-- what if Mallika sherawat plays the role of draupadi in Mahabharat?

A:-- Duryodhan would say "Pehle isko kapde pehnao, tabhi to wastra haran karunga"

Joke 6

Twins in a Womb
Twin 1:--- Dad Came dad came
Twin 2:--- It is not dad, It is Uncle, Dad dont wear rain coat heheheheh

Dirty mind, now its enuf Take care friends, Have a Good day..

2005-11-17T13:05:00.000Z

My favourite Madhuri Numbers..

Be it a cultural program in school, collage or hostel , it has to be Madhuri's Number.. grew up with madhuri's moments.. There may be n number of times, sprained legs & hands while trying to match up with Dance diva..

Some of my Madhuri's favourite..
1. Cholii ke piichhe kyaa hai, cholii ke piichhe (Kal Nayak) --- Those Jatka matka Wow oh lala

2. Meraa piyaa ghar aayaa, o raamajii (Yaarana) ------Jatka matka Facial expression

3. Ek do tiin, chaar paa.Nch chhe saat (Tejab) ---- Should I mention here;) ;)

4. Diidii teraa devar divaanaa haay raam ku.Duyo.n ko Daale daanaa (HAHK)--- Those Hip moments

5.Dhak-dhak karane lagaa, moraa jiyaraa Darane lagaa (Beta) --- Oh la la No coments

6. maaii ne maaii mu.NDer pe tere bol rahaa hai kaagaa (HAHK)---- Those innocent expressions

7. Ankhiyaan milaaoon kabhi ankhiyaan churaaoon Kya tune kiya jaadu(Raja) ---- Rocking & rolling the eye moments

8. Dola Re Dola Re Dola Re Dola (Devdas) ---- Aish was better

9. dekha hai pahali baar saajan ki aankhon mein pyar (Saajan)---- Again facial expressions

2005-11-12T07:04:00.000Z

Are Indian's Different

Indians are the oldest to lose the Virginity at the average age of 19.8 years. What is the big deal?

Need not be proud on these claims. Mr. Surveyor. Don’t have to mistake with Ramaism(Stalk on one partner).
If given the opportunity, Indians will lose virginity at 9 years.

Virginity is not a dignity or a security, it is just a lack of opportunity.

1.Indians believe in spending quantity time with the partner than the quality time

2. 95% of time the couple spend their time in fighting & arguing for silly reasons

3. Major problem with Indians is lack of privacy, parents & society restriction.

4. Like US UK, people does not own a car to carry on the Job.

5. They get so less pocket money, majority can hardly plan a single movie for entire month.

6. If they dare to find a plan ground, they are watched by big brothers (cops)

7. If they chose a bush, they are haunted by Snakes

8. If they gather courage to book a room in a hotel, they are worried about Cops raid.

9. If they steal some private moment in a car, they are knocked by patrolling cops (Monsoon Wedding)

10. If they spend some quite moment on beaches, they are troubled by eunuch (Hizda's) , also cops raping them.(Marine Drive incident)

11. If they dare to go to each other's home, then there will be atleast one ailing grandparents at home, who act as a security guard..

Chalo chale kahi door chale pyaar ke liye jagah teek nahi. Indian's are no different from rest.

We dare courage too. We are too calculative. We have lesser vision.. If We roam with some guy, We want to get marry with that person, not bothered whether we are compatible, we can spend whole life with each other.

If we were different then India would not be second highest in the world population?. Indian don’t encourage Sex education in school to their children. They just believe in dark room ACT. Not only children need right education , but also the adults, street dwellers need the education & punishment too, for expanding the population, who does not have right to get a innocent life on earth if they cant feed, educate, give basic necessity to the children they are responsible for.

Even some politician also need some education, for supporting these slum dwellers & expanded family which they look up as a voting bank instead of threat to the country.

I M back to blogville

2005-11-10T09:42:00.000Z

Hi friends, I was down with cold & cough.. I am back now. I am tagged again by my buddy Hirdu. Here I go with my 20 things.

1. I have immense faith in god. I am very religious.My friends get shocked to know this. I display dual character.

2. I am very stubborn. It is an inherited quality from my Zodiac Aries.

3. I am not environmental conscious.. I am least bothered of what people think & bla bla. I truely believe in "Its my life"..

4. I am Very Very emotional, I can cry for anyone on this earth for thier problem.

5. I cannot sleep in afternoon's. I dont let my roommates too. Max time I grant 5 to 10 min. Then I start disturbing. One can see all M.F hussein's painting on thier faces if the granted time is extended.

6. I ignore when some one hurt me, If I take to my heart then I plan worst. I hatch plan to kill them. Or kill myself to trouble them. I think of bieng suicide bomb or even joining some terror outfit.

7. I have black mole on my tongue. If I say something many times it come true..

8. I don't believe in ghost. I am not scared too. I feel I am the big devil.

9. I have not fought with my sibblings till now. They are too close to my heart.

10.I believe in Destiny.

11.Some people have misused me for thier selfish needs. This pains me a lot all the time.

12. I am not greedy. I have my own boundaries.

13. My friends feel I am big flirt. I act like that when in a company. In fact I dont have much interest in handsome hunks.

14. I like a gutsy guy with sense of humour. I hate coward guys.

15. I dont regret for any of my action. I have all the reason for my action.

16. My first crush was my classmate. The quality which attracted me is his lazzyness,bunking classes, Daring nature.

***I fought for him with placement officier when he was debarred from holding infosys job & banned him for attending any more placement interviews cause he attended the infy interview even though his cut off % was less than 65%. I am proud to say that I won & placement officier appreciated my guts.

17. I strongly believe rules are made to break.

18. I never like gandhiji & his teaching. I am inspired with real heroes. I am a fan of Gaurav Sabnis a blogger for his courage to hold his stand.

19. There is no word impossible in my dictionary. I know If I want I can make it possible the immpossible.

20. I regret for not getting into IIT's. May be little more preparation & hard work could make my dream true.

2005-10-31T10:52:00.000Z

HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU & YOUR FAMILY..

India is now 277 for 4, 6 overs to go 21 runs needed. Doni boi is playing outstandingly well. Return of the King Tendulkar has made a good impact on the team?Or Departure of Prince GanGully has bought good luck to the team?

Anyways India is Winning 297 for 4 , Dhoni is 177.. India Winning, Winning & Won. Dhoni 183 not out..

Ooops I screwed up my templete, hehehe I did not have thing else to screw up this week end..

~~Types Of Girls~~

2005-10-28T08:41:00.000+01:00

2005-10-25T12:05:00.000+01:00

Tagged again by Uttara

1.Last movie you saw in a theatre? ~*~ Shri Krishna Leela

2.What book are you reading? ~*~So boring Quality Management book Instead of Kamasutra 3.Favorite board game? ~*~ In a board meeting or team meeting, Asking a tricky question to the presentator for which he does not have answer.

4.Favorite magazine? ~*~ anything which u have to hide under the bedsheet to read ;) (Away from mom's microscopic eye's)

5.Favorite smell? ~*~ Body odour of a hunk

6.Favorite food? ~*~ Something cooked & served by a handsome chef

7.Favorite sound? ~*~ Erotic noise.. Have anyone remember Parinda climax scene, Where Madhuri usher some noise ;)

8.Worst feeling in the world? ~*~ The guy whom I am line marofying, is secretly dating my Enemy

9.What is the first thing you think of when you wake up? ~*~ Saala subah ho gaya, I have to get up from the bed now.. Oh noooooooo

10. Favorite fast food place? ~*~ Rajdhani express pantry,

11.Future child's name? ~*~ Depending on who fathers the child ;)

If Afrikan then ----------- Mogambo

If Chinese then------------Ching ming ping

If Japanise then-------------Yew pew mew

If American then ofcourse--- Bill

If British then ------------------Charles

If Australian------------------Fleming

If German then -----------Neil ha ha ha

If Indian then I have to think

12.Finish this statement. If I had a lot of money :~*~ Lots How much?

Ok let me complete the sentence... If I had lots of money, I will go on date to moon with my honey..

13.Do you drive fast?

~*~ Drive fast what?

Ofcourse I drove Men Very fast ;) If u meant car,then FYI I am training Schemaker to drive hehehe

14.Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

~*~ When I was kid yes, now I preffer Fleshed animal

15.Storms cool or scary?

~*~ U asking me or storm Storm replies that I am scary to them I reply Storms are cool to me

16.What was your first car?

~*~ No in past, No in Present.. Definately in Near future ... If someone is presenting me, I dont mind ferrari or BMW, If I have to buy myself then it is either mit subishi lancer or Tata Indica

17.Favorite drink?

~*~ Fruit punch

18. Finish this statement, "If I had the time I would..." :~*~ I would what, date many more

19.Do you eat the stems on broccoli? ~*~ I eat roots on broccoli

20.If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice? ~*~ U could see the peacock on my head

21.Name all the different cities/ towns you have lived in? ~*~ Earth, earth can only tolerate my blunder..

22.Half empty or half full? ~*~ what my brain? hahaha It is Empty

23.Favorite sports to watch? ~*~ My favorite sports? is it legal to watch ;)

24.One nice thing about the person who tagged you? ~*~ Sweetoooooooo

25.Morning person, or night owl? ~*~ of course night owl ;)

26.Over easy, or sunny side-up? ~*~ Sunny side

27.Favorite place to relax? ~*~ My man's Arm

28.Favorite pie? ~*~ Apple pie & a chocolate pie sandwiched with a Scotch

2005-10-24T15:08:00.000+01:00

Men D

Oooops, Which one shal I follow ;)

2005-10-21T10:29:00.000+01:00

Laziness is the worst enemy of humans. . . - Jawaharlal Nehru.

Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies...!!! - Mahatma Gandhi

Me Tagged

2005-10-19T10:51:00.000+01:00

Uttara has tagged me, I thought let me have some fun playing this..

$even things i plan to do :

1* Take CSQA certification ( I want to be the best, Test always help in updating the knowledge) 2* Pierce my Naval Button (To sport that I should always maintain a flat abs)

3* Get a Butterfly tattoo (I love tattoos, also had learnt some lesson from someone)

4* Diwali Shopping (Wanna Shop till I drop)

5* Learn French (hehehe, I am Line marofying the Frenchman;))

6* Go on holiday ( Plan pending since sometime)

7* Grow My hair bit longer, color it & get reverse graduation cut (I am so impatient with my hair, My hair never get to romance with my shoulder, I chop it up)

$even things i can do :

1* Play Prank On any tom, Dick, harry (In office I am full time pass, Entertain other team mate with my prank.. )

2* Never give up..until death & Not bother about consequences

3* Make friendship with any stranger.

4* I love challenges

5* Be very frank

6* Hate like snake

7* Spend whole day in front of Mirror, Modelling he he he

$even things i cant do :

1*Cheat someone for my benifit

2* Without my Cell Phone

3*Without Net Connection

4* Without music

5* without thinking

6* Without my friend's phone call

7* Without News & Coffee

$even things i say most often:

1*Oh my god

2*Chup

3* Wow Lovely

4* Actually

5* No probs

6* Stupid

7* What a Pain

$even things what i love doing the most:

Can any one guess?

2005-10-18T09:25:00.000+01:00

Prostitution be legalized?

Now the hot topics making round is legalizing the Prostitution.. In first place, is prostitution morally correct? Forget about the moral, Can the act be considered as a Job for livelihood?

Ok , for e.g. if one consider it as a Job, then It is the only job, where people get demoted with aging, experience and skill..

If it is legalized who will be benefited? Pimps, brothel owners will turn into
revenue generating business.. Even some parents might force their daughter
into it for money..

In current scenario 90% of girls are forcibly pushed into prostitution, either
by brokers, or by kidnappers.. Which lead them to continue with it..

Why don’t government try to get these people employed into fair job instead
of thinking of legalizing immoral thing.. Many people think it is an easy job?

Is it so?

Getting intimate with the stranger is a easy task for a lady? Being a female I say No..

Forget getting intimate, I don’t like a person who intentionally touch me without my consent..

I get irritated & angry.. For me to get intimate with someone, first he should make a space in my heart..
May be same with others too.

What are the disadvantage in these people's life?

1. They don’t get a Social status.

2. Majority are suffering from Aids, HIV + , other types of STD's

3. Lose Job by the age of 40 etc etc. Lead miserable life later on.. I don’t think legalizing

the prostitution is necessary, what is needed is counseling.

And providing alternative job for living. It will not only benefit the girls, it also help males..

Many guys visit them for inquisitiveness
& suffer minimum 6 months in tension.. Every guy visiting Prostitute is worried if he has
contacted the disease. Initial test will not prove the virus presence in the blood.. It will take

6 months.. For 5 min of pleasure, is 6 months tension or life time disease worth?

If he has contacted infection, then his life is doomed.. One of my neighbor committed suicide
when he realized he has contacted the disease.. ok given a thought, it is legalized.

How it will help these people? Govt. issue a license to these girls.

With license also the HIV status to be mentioned.. Me bieng a client, I will ask the prostitute to
show me her license, when I officially come to know that she is suffering from some disease will
I sleep with her? Many advice of Safety? Can any product provide 100% safety.. What if there

is a flaw in a product ?

Call it a bad luck? Once I was watching the talk show, the prostitute is defending her act as

saying they help the society..
If it was not them, every girl on the street would have got raped. Because of them, we girls can

walk safely.. It was the big joke I heard in life.."Mam, don't do the social service, We are capable of
protecting our self"

2005-10-14T09:45:00.000+01:00

Suhaag raat part II

Note :- This post is completely a imaginary one.. Any resemblance to any one dead or alive is just a mere co-incidence.. If it resemble to any one else, I sympathies them whole heartedly.. I am not mentioning any specific continent , country race or religion.. Because I don’t want to hurt anyone's sentiment.. The names specified in this Post are my future kids name..

Scene 1 A bride in her best designed lingerie waiting for the groom. Groom enters the room with Whiskey & red wine. The groom pours the wine in a glass to the Lady & a Whiskey to himself..

Both are very much excited about their first Suhag Raat after marriage.. Legal marriage surely excites .. Just thinking about the alimony after Divorce is all the fun in the marriage.. Oh gawd , Soo much money , plus new person to romance..(After Divorce)

Both are about to get cozy... They hear some noise outside the bed room.. Mark, Stella are fighting & hitting little Steve.

Mark is Groom's son, Stella is Bride's daughter, Steve is bride's & groom's 8 months Son..

Bride:- Oh gawd, screams in horror.. Honey look her, your son & my daughter are hitting our Son.

Groom:- Honey u take care of Steve, I will take care of Mark & Stella.. ( Groom & Bride exchange Good night kisses & head to children’s bed room)

2005-10-11T09:26:00.000+01:00

Suhaag Raat

Note:- This is just an imaginary post, does not resemble to any one

Scene 1:- South Indian Suhaag Raat

Groom is waiting for a bride in a Room. Bride with her heavy Jewellary sets, loads of flowers & most important with her shy enters the room.

Ist step Groom helping the bride come out of her shyness

Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main usse apni shyness se bahar aane ke liye madad kar raha hoon--Saala Bahut affort lag gaya.

2nd step Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main uski jhulfo se Phool nikal raha hoon, (mann me soch raha hai Yeah sar hai kya, phoolo ka Godown)

3rd step Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main uski Jewar (Jewellary) uttar raha hoon, Jewer uttarte uttarte subah ho gaya, maine pain killar ka kar so gaya.

Scene 2:- North Indian Suhag Raat Bride totally decked with all her make up, Ghunghat ood kar Groom ki intezaar kar rahi hai.. Groom enters the room

Groom :- Suhaag raat hain ghoonghat utha raha hoon main, First attempt Sucessful, looks at the beautiful face of the bride just cannot stop singing this song

Groom :- Chehra Hai Ya Chand Khila Hai Zulf Ghaneri Shaam Hai Kya

Bride:-1 min, Zulf, Thanks for reminding, (She removes the wig, carefully keep in her ward robe). This I hired from the beautician for marraige.

Groom :- No probs Cool Baal Nakli hua tho kya hua, so he continues his song

Groom:- Saagar Jaisi Aankhon Vaali

Bride :- 1 min, let me remove my contact lens Groom panics, yeah Aankhe bhi Nakli hai, Chalo koi baat nahi Kamar tho pathli hai na.

He starts singing Groom :- Patli kamar chikna badan tirchhi nazar hai Masti bhari teri baali umar hai

Bride:- Wait, Let me wear my magnetic waist belt

Groom:- Aab kya hua?

Bride:- Slip disc Problem

Groom gets frustrated anything else u wanna displace or replace

Bride:- yes, this teeth set & artificial legs (She goes to her cupboard, keeps all her assets neatly, comes back to bed)

Frustrated groom asks her, Abhe ye tho batao, Suhag raat main Cupboard me manao kya bed pe.. ha ha ha

Any Calamities , we have a Solution .

2005-10-04T10:08:00.000+01:00

Any problems you have, we have only one solution BAN

Is Rape increasing in Town------- Ban women from wearing mini skirts, tight tops,tight jeans and shorts, saying this will help prevent rape.

MMS is circulated in College------Ban the Cell phone with Camera.

If Policitical Party is not in power & losing its charishma make news ------ Ban the Valentine's day.. If Ban cannot be imposed ask activists to stage demonstrations outside bars, clubs and colleges that plan to organize celebrations on Valentine's Day. If some one question what is wrong in Valentine's day ,Reply back "``What is this Valentine's Day and who brought this Western craze here, which is alien to our culture?"

If the city is flooded --- Ban the Plastic..Say the ban on plastics is a crucial step to unblock the river sources and springs.Shopkeepers and customers violate the ban Fine them.

Crime rate is Increasing in the city --- Ban the dance bars, on the grounds that they corrupt the youth,

One night get up from sleep & Analyse the Cancer rate --- Ban on Gutka, paan masala & also ban new films or TV programmes from portraying smoking... How will ban help stopping people from smoking when the bold letter caution on the Pack really mattered a least?

Banning addictive substances does not stop people from using them. Rather, it leads to illegal, parallel markets.

Dont have Girl friends ---- Ban couple in Park & Band stand

Dont know to dance ---- Ban the discotheque.

If Girls start wearing Bhurkha will the man go impotent?

If people dont use cell phone with Camera, people stop shooting obsence picture?

If valentines day is banned, you get lost power?

If Plastic is banned, filed garbage in the city Vanishes?

If Dance bar is Banned, Indian youth will join Sat sang & start Singing bhajans?

If Gutka if Banned, people start eating Loly pop?

If the entry in park is banned, People stop falling in Love?

If Discotheque is banned, People stop Dancing?

Solution lies not just with the ban but also in providing safe and healthy alternatives. Define rules & regulation, see things fall in that..

Why Woman Has Two hands

2005-09-29T08:05:00.000+01:00

Breaking News

2005-09-26T08:34:00.000+01:00

According to news agencies, the whole Zimbabwean team is going to resign at the end of the current series. No international cricket will be played by or in Zimbabwe after the current test series is over. The Zimbabwe Cricket Union (ZCU) will also be dissolved. Zimbabwean cricket captain Tatenda Taibu and senior member Heath Streak were unable for comment when contacted by Reuters. President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe described the decision to dissolve ZCU as "a sad day for Zimbabwe cricket". When asked about the reason for the action, President Mugabe said "It is a great loss for the country of Zimbabwe. Not only the cricket team, but the entire nation is demoralized. We could have easily continued playing cricket after losing to any country in the world, but the shock of watching India's captain Sourav Ganguly make a hundred against us was too much to bear. That is all I have to say."

When a doc is a Peeping Tom?

2005-09-23T08:14:00.000+01:00

Note:- Some serious post from me, But Real one Earlier days popular saying, "Food, shelter & Cloths" but now the younger generation changed it to "Make up, Cloths, Shelter, Food" Every female is craze to look beautiful..

And the market offers to change every ninche of your features, figures..From Nose job, smile design,leaps fillup, shaping Boob jobs( breast enhancement) to butt firming.. Initial days these only film actess would undergo these surgery in abroad. But now every street in mumbai, show case the advertisement in local news paper, with mere price for the correction.. Some shocking stories making rounds in papers.

I am so shocked because I had regularly seen these advertiment from the day one, I stepped into Mumbai. Open any mid day, one can find the advertisement of Rashmi Parmar &amp;amp;amp;amp; Pradeep Parmar & thier various beauty treatment. They offered Breast enhancement treatment for just 2500 Rs. Which is really impossible ( silicon implants).

Have a look at this pic, how would the Victim feel, that she was used as a sexual object while she was unconscious. T

his graphic photo extracted from the porn CD in Sunday Mid Day’s possession shows Dr Parmar masturbating while touching the private parts of a teenage patient

A well-known medico Dr Pradip Parmar, who runs five beauty care clinics in the city, allegedly made porn CDs of unsuspecting female clients, which were then used to blackmail his patients into having sexual intercourse with him.

“He films a patient when vulnerable and then threatens to reveal it to her family unless she gives in to a one-night stand in a hotel. What the girl doesn’t know is that even that is being filmed.” “Once you are caught in his trap, it is difficult to get out,” Says a victim.

Forget about breast enhancement, for a simple full hand waxing, a facial message one needs to change. Even though the services are offered by female beauticians, sometimes they are hand in glows with some notorious people. In some of the beauty parlour or message parlours they carry on with prostitution activity too..

Even for a simple service it is better one should go to ISO certified parlour even one has to shell extra amount..

My Wild Thoughts

Great Indian Victory

Finally blue did wonders

Cricket Fever

Life's X X X

Some Bizzare thoughts

Grrrrrrrrrr.....................................

Comments to Hirdu's post booting-to-last-known-good Configuration

Mumbai is getting hotter n hotter but still its cool to be in mumbai

Kites in the sky

Tatoos n more Tatoos

Oh La La

Precious Gift Of Life.

Who Moved My Job

One Fine Day If I wake Up As A MAN

Funniest comments I came across

Blog Promise

"potentially" and" in reality"?

Happy Married life Hirdu

Happy Woo- Men's Day

Happy Valentine's day

Life is beautiful -- Dont Waste it for "Thee Waste"

Unfavorable beauty week

Recipe for Charcomlete for Valentine's Day

My Resolution

What a Family?

Murthy one of the most admired CEO

Mixed Emotion

My little Prayer

I M back to blogville

~*~Types Of Girls~*~

Oooops, Which one shal I follow ;)

Me Tagged

Any Calamities , we have a Solution .

Why Woman Has Two hands

Breaking News

When a doc is a Peeping Tom?

~~Types Of Girls~~