Monday, December 26, 2005

What a Family?



Maria a beautiful Girl fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very
soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa.

Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another groom . Your Mother does not know this, but
Jose is your half-brother".
So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But
after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are your half-brothers."


Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama already knew and said
"My darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose, because
you are not related to Papa."


What a family ?

Saturday, December 24, 2005


Merry Christmas

Countdown Begins for New year


Monday, December 19, 2005

Bangalore to be renamed oops
Bombay has done it,Madras has done it ,Calcutta has done it, calicuthas done it. Could the country's IT hub, Bangalore lag behind?

Here I am talking of rechristening of the cities. Now it is the time for Bangalore to get christened to Bengaluru.

Most of the major cities are also likely to get renamed to pre-colonial,pre-sultan names..

Mysore to Mysooru
Belguam to Belgaavi
Hubli to hubbali
Mangalore to mangalooru.
Bijapur to Vijapura
Gulbarga to Kalburgi

Actually the first priority for the developing country is to change name, in order to move the title to developed country...

I wonder is Administrators are borrowing this idea by soap queen Ekta, by adding extra K her TRP gets better, serial go hit.. who knows states transport, poverty, unemployment may get solved :):)..


Then next it could be Delhi..








Friday, December 16, 2005

Murthy one of the most admired CEO

Wow N.R. Narayan Murthy (Infosysis) spots 8th place as a Global TOP CEO. Bill gate Tops the numer uno position.. Murthy scores one step a head of GE CEO, Jeffery.. Something India tobe proud of..

Hoping Devegouda Ex. P.M. Learnt this. Narayana Murthy, had resigned from the chairmanship of the Bangalore International Airport Limited following a remark made by former prime minister H D Deve Gowda.Deve Gowda had said that the Infosys boss had made no contribution in the last five years to bring the Bangalore International Airport Limited to fruition.

If one makes country proud, BCCI selectors make mockery.




I an't a supportor or Fan of Sourav Ganguly but BCCI's attitude of humilating Gangualy is not in a good taste.

His exclusion from the Indian squad for the Next Test inspite of satisfactory performance is not the way such a senior player & one of the sucessful Captain of India deserve.

Yes, at time Ganguly was liability for the team. He lacked the consistency as a player. Atleast he deserve a fair farewell.. Selectors atleast should not include him for one game & oust him out for another without valid reason.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Mixed Emotion



I am Not your Friend If*****
You Have to think before Speaking to me

I am Not your Friend If*****

My friendship ever make you feel uncomfortable

I am Not your Friend If*****
you have to thank me for everything I do

I am Not your Friend If*****
you think I am not curious for your new philosophy of life

I am Not your Friend If*****
you you think listening to your dreams put me to sleep
I am Not your Friend If*****
you have to ask for favors

I am Not your Friend If*****

if you think I can not remember the first time we met.

In life there are some person who are so close to your heart, u are not ashamed of discussing your shortcomings or boast one's strength. That unique person in my life is my best friend Nish. She Is getting married.Now I am in mixed emotion. I am happy she is getting settled, at the same time I am sad that life wont be same for us. From now onwards our relation is reduced to electronics. I know things wont be same once She go to Dubai.


Lots to share about us, but now I am so blank.
I wish marraige brings her lots of happiness..


Friday, December 09, 2005

My little Prayer



All the fan of John Abraham please pray for John. John recieved the death threat from specific source while shooting.

John Abraham, who was admitted to Lilavati hospital yesterday for mouth ulcers caused by irregular food habits while shooting .John is a strict vegetarian, but there was no proper vegetarian food available where he was shooting. Poor John..

My only request to all the people in universe is to spare all the good looking hunks for girl's sake.. hehehe

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

When Men say/ What they think


1. I don¡Çt want to marry working gal. It is your choice = You stupid, Why do I think I am in love with you(Colleague) , before I met you, I have seen your pay slip which attracted me more than you. else I would have fallen in love with my neighbor so beautiful.

2. I like a gal who loves my family, I love my parents, they are more than anything to me = You stupid if u don¡Çt behave well with my parents, my mom she is a modern lady, she may donate whole property to some old age home. I love my parent¡Çs property.

3. I don¡Çt see a beauty in a women , I like simple, soft spoken gal = Who will keep a watch dog on you, Agar ghar me he achcha kana mile tho bahar ka restaurant ka kya hoga? . Mera karnaama dekh kar chup baitne wali chahiye samji tum.

4. I am seeing a good friend in a gal = I know me very well,no one else can stand me, atleast dosti nibhane ke liye wo thodi adjust karegi


5.Don¡Çt want to marry for next five years = I want to flirt for 5 years with out any responsibility

6. I love you so much. I was missing you Honey = I was missing Sex so badly

7. Till sex they will hug you, once over they will say, let us play Rock & Roll. Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll , they will push you down the bed, they will keep one Rock under the bed & they will sleep grrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr