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Its since ages I have rubbished it. Lemmi do the honour of rubbishing. ha ha ha.

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master ofWomen'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything
and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanakbijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence
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Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've founda man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a foolwhen I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
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Q: What is difference between watch & wife:? A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti haito chaloo ho jaati hai.
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman