Friday, November 24, 2006

Tag Tag Tag

Jeseem has tagged me sometime back. I was tied up with my spiritual trip to Tirupati

I Miss

1. C
limbing on the tree with friends & playing pranks (making horrific sound at passer by)

2. My school vacation which I religiously spent in my grand mom's home.
(It was a meeting point for all my 16 cousins)

3. Grand mom's special pyaar, cheating grand mom.
(Eat my share of mangoes, pick one worm from ground place on mangoes skin & show her "Look what you have given me". )

4. My sweetheart bakery man who was an ideal husband material at the age of 6. hehehe. He possessed a Pastry shop yummy. I was planning to marry him so that I can eat all pastries, cake without asking mom to buy.

5. Getting wet in rain, building castle on sand, catching butterfly & getting scolding from mom

6. My hostel life. Miss all my friends, their stories, showing off new stuffs. Miss solving senior’s mathematics & showing off that I am a genius.

7. My Tie which displayed badges (Rank, most of the times High score mathematic, Kannada, Social studies, Moral science)

8. Counting vehicles (Bus, bike, Car, scooter), running, jumping, cycling

I Hated
1. When parents drop me to hostel after vacation. That separation was heart breaking
2. When people squeezed my cheeks
3. Running on a ground at midday in Physical training period
4. When mom called me her nose & two of my brothers her eyes.
5. When seniors stole school badge & got punishment for incomplete uniform
6. Eve teasing when I was kid.
7. Mom’s extra cautious lecture, particularly to me because I am a girl
8. Mess food, especially upma.

Song for the moment :-

Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo
Bhale Cheen Lo Mujhse Meri Jawaani
Magar Mujhko Lauta Do Bachchpan Ka Saawan
Wo Kaagaz Ki Kasthi Wo Baarish Ka Paani

Mohalle Ki Sabse Nishaani Purani
Wo Budhiya Jise Bachche Kehte The Naani
Wo Naani Kee Baaton Mein Pariyon Ka Dera
Wo Chehre Ke Jhuriyon Mein Sadiyon Ka Phera
Bhulaaye Nahin Bhool Saqta Hai Koi
Wo Choti See Raaten Wo Lambi Kahaani

Kadi Dhoop Mein Apne Ghar Se Nikalna
Wo Chidiya Wo Bulbul Wo Thithli Pakadna
Wo Gudiya Ki Shaadi Pe Ladna Jhagadna
Wo Jhoolon Se Girna, Wo Gir Ke Sambhalna
Wo Pithal Ke Challon Ke Pyaare Se Tho'fe
Wo Tuti Hui Chudiyon Ki Nishaani

Kabhi Re't Ke Oonche Tilon Pe Jaana
Gharonde Banana, Banaake Mitaana
Wo Maasoom Chaahat Ki Tasveer Apni
Wo Khwabon Khilono Ki Taabir Jaageer Apni
Na Duniya Ka Gham Tha Na Rishton Ke Bandhan
Badi Khoobsoorat Thi Wo Zindgaani

Sunday, November 19, 2006

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation andcommunications equipment.Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled,and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew alarge sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on theground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it."I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Ramu's Sholay

I just cant understand why Ramu is hell bent upon remaking sholay.Its not just me, whole world is wondering why? Why ? Why?

The worst part to digest was Nisha Kotari playing basanti & ghoda is replaced by autorickshaw. Now Basanti is ghungroo & her dhannu is laila.

Ramu's Gabbar Bachchan looks like an one hundred eighty year old sick man who has already booked his ticket to heaven.

sholay's dialogue will be something like thing
gabbar:- "Kitne Din bache hamra is duniya me"
samba:- "Sardar baghawan jaane"
gabbar:- "Arre oh samba, ghungrooo ke laila me jakar hamara liye dho waqt ki khansi ke dava lekar aa, ..."
Samba:- "Sardar devi* ka hospital se lekar aavu kya?"
gabbar:- "arre woh kutte, kamine jaldi lekar aa"

Radha is Devi played by Sush & she is a nurse, something more than lightning & putting off the lantern hehehehe

Song for the moment:-- Arre Ramujee, abh Zidd chodo mano meri baat

Warna aur ek flop hoga tumare saath.