Tuesday, March 28, 2006

My experience travelling in a Potty Train

In mumbai I would prefer crowded train than a AC Car, in order to get rid of Traffic. It is not only the time saver, one can get a free unusual entertainment too. Everyday I tend to spend 2 hrs travelling in train.

To get into train during peak hours one should be an expert gymnast. Some day back I was gluing at the coming train. Before the train come to halt, people started throwing their self inside the train. Any seasoned peak hour traveler knows how it is to grab the seat so I never make an attempt to get a seat myself. I feel comfortable standing.

To my surprise there was a whole section empty. I thanked my stars & move to the vacant window seat. My enthu melted within a second when a woman stopped me in between. As I turned to her, she screwed up her face & pointed at the seat. Some pathetic creature had emptied the content of their bowels on the seat. Yuck Yuck.

I cursed for my dumb attitude, ignorance, foolishness that how could I atleast dream of getting a window seat while other souls are hanging theirselves. I haven't learnt yet the logic of living hehehe.

I stood at the other corner, cursing myself. But within moment it turned out to be an entertaining business. I kept watching the drama.

At every station, people jumped to catch that seat. Every eye want to reach there fast. The lady who saved me had a full time job of rescuing people from that Shit. People took their kerchiefs pressing their nose sandwiching their body against each other.

Some people gave advice to meet Railway staff to clean the stuff, some came up with pulling chain. Others dint seemed bothered, as long as train reach the destination at time.

Moral of the story :- crowded train + vacant space = sure Shit Shit

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Kabhi yeah Kabhi Woh

Yeh ladka hai allah kaisa hai deewana
Kitna mushkil hai tauba isko samjhaana

I think opening lines obviously say's the complexity of a man lol.

My friend mintooo is a good friend of mine & we gel well with all our pranks & PJ's. Yesterday he buzzed me
he :-I am bored with life
me:- what happened? Tina has gone to her mom's place kya?
he:- No she is very much here
me:- then?
He:- She is the cause for my boredom
Me:- Wicked grinning Icon?
he:- perfect definition of our relationship is like a coin. Wait i will send u the pic.

Me:- Is it 25 paise or 1 rupee coin?
He:- I am serious. I S##$#d my life.Hey bhagwaan main bachelor kitna kush tha(I was so happy as a bachelor)

Before marriage

hey Life is so boring. search a gal for me please. What a friend u are? cant you find a gal for me? If u don’t find a gal for me I will line marofy you only. Hey bhagwaan mera number kabh aayega?( When will my number come?)

Friday, March 24, 2006


Zubeida was my Shonu's colleague. Sometimes whenever he is not in his seat she used to recieve my call, take the message for him. More often Shonu was always in meetings, so I chatted with her more. She knew that Shonu & myself are seeing each other.

She was percieving her engineering degree at evening college & working in his office on probationary basis. She was very ambitious gal. She used to seek Shonu's guidance for her career. Shonu changed the job. He changes job like Indian weather. So she requested to forward her resume, which he did.

Later we did not hear from her for 10 days. One day shonu called his old office. He wanted Zuby to meet HR Dept for negotiation on sal package & other perk& compensation.

But he got a Shock from other end. Zubieda expired. What? How? When?. While crossing the railway track, train hit her & Zuby was no more. Still her memories are with us.

Note:- Dear friends Please dont cross the Railway Tracks. Always use Foot Over Bridge. Your Life may not be precious for you. It is dearer to your loved one's.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

In response to Keshi's post

Keshi this I am posting in response to your post Looking for Janice.... I din't want my comment to get lost in midst.

Currently I am in Mumbai. If you provide me a little data as her(Janice's) real name & the area she used to live as Andheri or thana etc.etc I will try my best to contact the nursing home in that locality to find out the details.

Try & recollect if she had ever told you about her gynecologist name.

Dont worry in mumbai there is a best medical facility.May be she is happy changing the Nappy. With all my heart I wish this for unknown soul.

When ever I am unable reach my loved one's I wish why dont I have a remote to get signal that they are safe.

Gal, ur post made me cry :(

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Brave Girl


I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ______________________________________________________
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. ______________________________________________________
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. ______________________________________________________
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. ______________________________________________________
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.
3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Note:-- he he he ha ha ha To my colleagues if in case you come across here , this is what the internal processing is taking place behind my sweet smile. Dont dare to bug me lol

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Love Filter

Every one feels "He is the one". Every one says Love is blind. Is really love blind. No!! Love is not blind but it is a deal.

My friends say they are madly in love with some guy. How is that guy? A person who drive a smart Car, with decent bank balance, with good qualification, Good Job with many other feature.

Then I said my friend "you don't like a main system, you just love the accessory". Even I may not be exception here.

So I question myself. Is there exist real love? No Love. Everything is requirement. If Love exist then why don't we fall in love with some one who is less blessed than us. Why this filter?

Other day I was discussing with my cousin on the subject of women & equality in job opportunity. My cousin said "Men should be given preferences.If Men get a job one family survives, If female no much help. Look men are ready to marry unemployed female. Are female willing to marry unemployed men. They look for more qualified person". Yes, I agree here we female are not so broad minded.

Female blog readers don't beat me up. It is a fact. Apple is an Apple. I have guts to accept.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006


Dekho aayi
rang layi

picthkari uda hain
banke hain
ghata mann jhum utha
rang chalke hain neele
hare laal
Have a Safe & Colourful Holi !!!! ;-))

Tip:- Apply heavy coat of coconut oil to your hair & a Coat of Vasaline or baby oil to ur body to get away with colors easily

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Call Of Lust

From my diary
Another Long day, Same release funda, one more night out. Now a days it has been a routine. came home fully tired, Was 3 A.M, eyes were fighting to keep open.Legs were refusing to walk.

Thought shall drink some juice before crashing, as in london during night outs, only available stuff is pizza. Went into kitchen opened a fridge to take a juice, could see a light in opposite house. A handsome guy in that kitchen.

Now what? Should I miss this chance? My inner mind said na, My eyes were wide open, My legs were in a mood to dance . Now what to do? I said yeah! Lots of utensil in sink waiting to get cleaned. Yes I was more happinier then Archimedis. I said Eureka. Started cleaning utensils all bright & glittering. Handsome guy too started cleaning his utensils. Exchanging a glimpse, smile both continued. He was still in kitchen with his black cat. I said now tomorrow is another day.

Shall catch some sleep now. Just Waved at that handsome, said good night, Slipped into sleep. If behind every sucessful man , if there a women , Behind every glittering utensil of mine, there is a handsome nieghbour... What a inspiration?

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Announcement, Announcement

Shortly My blog will be rechristened from "Bold and Beautiful" to "My Wild Thoughts" .
As per numerologist Beediwala this change will bring luck to me & my blogs.Without even any creative or constructive thoughts my blog will attract more readers & also I should not get surprised to win Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal etc etc awards.

In fact adding "k" letter "kMy Wild Thoughts" will do the wonders.

Conversation between Beediwala & myself goes something like this.
BNB:- Good day sir.As Iam so frustrated with my blog. It is not so happening, how can I help my blog?

Beediwala:- Good day, U have to change ur blog name.Suggest 10 names I will see as per numerology what works good.
BNB:-Sir "My Wild Thoughts"
Beediwala :- add k make it "kMy Wild Thoughts"
BNB:- oh god I am not interested in keema of my blog
Beediwala:- oh dear,u make "k" silient.The advantage is u are blogging in english. English is such a funny language u can alter according to ur requirement. Spell something & pronounce something.
BNB :-How much luck k will bring?

Beediwala:- U will be awarded blogkabab, blogtandori,blogmakanwala. Without K u will have to get satisfied with Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal etc etc awards.
BNB:- I am very health conscious person.blogkabab, blogtandori,blogmakanwala will make my blog fat & ugly. Then I have to put my blog again to diet. Instead I am happy with Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal. So I prefer just "My Wild Thoughts". Thank you.
Beediwala:- Thank you & good luck

Now I am busy writing vote of thanks for award function. Once I am through I will rechristen my blog. lol

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Happy Woman's Day


Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can't touch My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenal woman
That's me

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It's in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Maya Angelou

If there happens any rebirth what would u like to be Born as?A Man or A Woman?& Why?

Friday, March 03, 2006

Tribute to My Blog

Shuttling between (Home) India & (in-laws place) Client's place in London has taken lots from me. To keep my blog life alive I was just posting some forwards. Now I am at home hahaha(Indian office) & full pledge blogging.

I havent knew that It would mean a lot to me. What I started as virtual timepass would attach me really.I never thought that I would connect them so well, learn couple of lessons.There are many Friends withoutout faces but I know them well with thier id's. I have my own image of them.

Blogging I did it for a mere timepass. But it has helped me understand fellow bieng better.

Though I never leave much of a mark in every blog I read, I read quite a lot. To my surprise I found so many beautiful(internal) people with beautiful thought. I found how each one are so special. Each one has thier own FEELINGS.

Learnt some lesson, laughed like mad, some made me cry, became stuborn with some thoughts, some melted my heart.

Many were heart broken, some tried to cope with it, some were sinking into it.

When I analysed my own blog, I could not stop noticing, I have learnt to respond others either by visiting to the blogger's space who has visited me or by replying to thier comments. Before this blog happened to me in my life, I never took pain to reply either to letters or mails. I never felt each one has a feelings, each one are important.

Small things make real big difference in life.

Thought for the day :- Keep your office clean .. stay home!!!