Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Mumma's Pet, Is that You?

Ya ya ya :)

Sunday, May 20, 2007

"potentially" and" in reality"?

Younger Son :Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" and" in reality"?

Dad: "I will demonstrate"

Dad turns to Wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redfordfor 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

Dad next turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with TomCruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

So Dad then turns back to his younger son saying:You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but"in reality" we are living with 2 Bitches and a Gay!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Happy Married life Hirdu

"Happiness in the marraiage is not something that just happens"
It is a relationship in which the independence is equal,
dependence is mutual and the obligation is reciprocal.
In the marraige the little things are the big things
It is never going to sleep angry
It is no time taking other for granted
It is not only marrying the right partner;It is being the right partner

Wish you very very happy married life Hirdu.
May God shower all his blessing & happiness to newly wedded couple