Younger Son :Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" and" in reality"?
Dad: "I will demonstrate"
Dad turns to Wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redfordfor 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
Dad next turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with TomCruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So Dad then turns back to his younger son saying:You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but"in reality" we are living with 2 Bitches and a Gay!