Thursday, September 28, 2006

Yeh Life hai

Yeh mumbai ka traffic hai,kabhi rasthe me kadda milta hai tho kabhi kadde mein rastha. Tension kayko leta hai.

There are few people in world like to experiment with life, & most are happy with things. Tension kayko lene ka. ha ha.

But Change is something unavoidable in life.Nothing is Fixed or it works as expected.
take for example this blogworld. I had few blogmates,I loved reading thier creations. But after sometime, most of them said adieu to blogging.So it is time to hunt again.

moral to me :)Accept the change & move on with life.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Shubh Navratri

It is believed that Goddess Durga on her 10 day journey around the earth removes all evil....... May Goddess Durga destroy all evil around you and fill your life with happiness and prosperity. May this Navratri… Bring You Joy and Happiness... To last through out the year!

Happy Navratri

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Lexi Ad.

Have you come across Lexi pen advt. in FM radio's. Its real funny. It may be mindless, but I simply loved it.
If u haven't heard it goes something like this

Male: Swapnasundari wearing maxi
Getting out of yellow Taxi(Repeat)
Gets into the club
Pagal ho gaye sab
But surprisingly she chooses me
And she says, she says

Female: Is that a pen in your pocket mister? (Repeat)
Or are you? Or are you?
Just happy to see me?
Or are you just happy to see me?

Male: I said, "Swanpasundari, wearing maxi..
I am very very sorry sexy
But now every pocket has a Lexi
Now every pocket has a Lexi"

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Main nikali gaddi lekar ek mood aaya, Yeh meri blog world aaya

Its since ages I have rubbished it. Lemmi do the honour of rubbishing. ha ha ha.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master ofWomen'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything

and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanakbijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't enjoy(marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've founda man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a foolwhen I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
Q: What is difference between watch & wife:? A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti haito chaloo ho jaati hai.
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman