Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Hi friends, I am Back

Wow ,When I came back to my blog history repeated, I could not speak. Wow it really felt great to know that my blog friends miss me.. Thanks from bottom of my heart. My woe's story start something like this. I am so tied up with my work. What to say :(. it is something like I get all the Money, But No time for My Honey. I was just imagining,

Scenario 1 If I say to my client,

Myself:- Mr. Client Need a leave, Wanna go on a date.

Client:- You are my most reliable & wonderful resource, I don’t want you to be depressed. Myself:- Mr. Client huh I am going on a date. Not on a funeral, What is there to get depressed?

Client:- Oops No no. I don’t mind to give u a leave, but just imagine the side effect of the date. You go on a date, you fall in love, you get into emotional relationship, that mean Guy ditches you. You go into depression. I can’t take that risk. Me :- huh. better logic. Thank you.

Scenario 2 , I get married without my clients knowledge, Go daringly to ask for a leave for honeymoon. I am sure now he cannot come out with his stupid logic.

Me:- Mr. Client, I got married

Client:- Wonderful, that's too good.

Me:-(With a broad smile) I need a leave, I am planning to go on a Honey moon.

Client:- Oops, Honeymoon now ? Honey moon in cool hill station sound good, On 25th wedding anniversary.

Me:- What Honey moon in 25th anniversary ?

Client:- Look, after 25 years everything is so chill, that is the nice time to go to honeymoon. Now when things are so HOT , 4 walls of AC room can induce the same chill as hill station.

Me:- Oh my gawd

Scenario 3:- , I am beaming with happiness I am expecting a baby.. I go to my client for leave. Me:- Mr. Client. There is some good news from my side.

Client:- That's Great, tell me what it is?

Me:- I am expecting a baby, I want to go on a Maternity leave.

Client:- Postpone it.

Me:- I cannot, it is literally impossible task.

Client:- Tell your baby, why he is in a hurry? Show some PPT to him, regarding the pollution, crime, Mumbai Flood, London Blast, Terrorism etc etc on this earth. Tell him, mom's tummy is best place in heaven.

Me:-( murmuring inside my mind, then why are you out.) Huh Ok thank you.

Jokes apart. I am looking into business analyst & quality lead job. From 10 a.m to 5 p.m just discussing the functionality, pros & cons keeps me busy. My real job starts after 5.30.p.m. My colleagues (Development team)fondly call me "Dushmana". (Enemy). Because I don’t compromise with quality. Something to laugh at:- Definition of male:- Male is such type of species on earth, trying hard for 9 months to come out of the female, & trying even more harder all the life to get into a female.(all male's maro math, this defination was told by one male friend himself. If anyone want I can give his address) * The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television,
Tell-a-woman ( too good) * When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness See you all friends, have nice time & take good care of your self. (he he he, I watched 1 episode of KBC)

Friday, August 19, 2005

The Phases of Crushes & Crashes of my life

After reading Z00nie’s “Know "HIM" after magic words” Even I have my own woes it goes on like this he he he.

Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and me too had my share of crushes. But, it didn't take much time for each of them to turn to crashes. None of my crushes took off, or probably they crashed even before they took off!! Today, when I look back, I can’t manage but to have a laugh.

My first crush was on Mr. X. I was in my Eighth Class then. We happened to speak sometimes. Once I offered him a Cake. He refused to have it and the very next moment I gulped it down. I still can’t forget the dumbstruck look on his face. A few days later, he started going around with one of my classmates. They used to go for wonderful evening walks, Mr X, my classmate and his doggy. Unfortunately (fortunately for me), the affair didn't last too long. On one such romantic walk of theirs, the doggy bit Mr.X. He brought up the question: It’s the dog or me...She chose the dog!!! The news gave me sadistic pleasure.

In 11th-12th. I got very friendly with Mr. Z in my class. It appeared to me that...yes...He is the guy. One day, Mr Z came and sat next to me...close...really heartbeats shot up. He said...I want to tell you something.... but please maintain it as a secret. I knew...this was it...yes.... He went know...X (another classmate of mine) proposed me...and I too like her...and I accepted. I am telling you coz you are like my sister...WHAT THE HECK? As if the first news wasn't bad enough, the second sounded suicidal. I looked at him with an artificial smile and said.... Congrats Brother !!!

The next crush didn't take much time to happen. It was Mr. G who walked in to class. I literally had my jaws hanging seeing him. We became good friends...but I never fancied my chances...given the Mr.Z experience. He was my Physics project partner....while He did the project...I concentrated on his Physics ;) ! Just as the boards got over, and as I was mustering enough courage to tell him, his dad got transferred. He changed the city.

Next in engineering college, there was this hottie in my class. Boy....He was a Hunk...Mr. F. used to stand opposite to me in the chemistry lab. I prayed for some chemistry to happen between us. But I guess, he was much smarter than I was. Mr. F realized that I used to mess up all my titration experiments coz I used to be looking at him and not the lab apparatus. I called him out ALONE on my b'day. He turned up with his whole gang of friends. The boys kept giggling and I looked for a place where I could go and bang my head. I huge bill was paid by me by washing utensil in that hotel for two weeks. After that I steered clear of him for the rest of my engineering days.

Moving on from here, it was a major success story. This time round, it took some time for things to crash.... just a little longer. a bit more than five years. Everything seemed like a fairy tale when the crash factor took the better of me.

By this time, I was in my job and I decided to use the term "interest" instead of crush. So , my interest grew in Mr. L in office. I thought he was a very handsome guy. Thankfully, the growth of my interest stopped very soon, the moment I learnt that he was supposed to go on leave the next week for his marriage. he was to marry his long time girlfriend. Only one thought came to my mind.... The good ones are always taken!!!

Day by day my interest started growing in this new hunk in town Mr. S. For me now it is a Do or Die situation. I did not want to die a spinster, I mustered all the courage & proposed Mr. S. Somehow things seem to work well. Finally we decided to marry. I hooked up Manish Malhotra to design my dream wedding white gown. Need not say it ate a major share of my savings, still it was a worth. I & Mr. S after roaming whole lot of diamond showroom in town liked this one particular Diamond wedding band. I was waiting anxiously for “Thee day”. Mr. S Came day before the wedding day, he said can I take a Wedding gown for Press. I said “Oh honey, so sweet of you”. He took both wedding gown & a diamond ring to show to his friends. I was waiting for my wedding gown. Mr. S never returned. After four days I came to know that he ran off with his maid & got married.

Also came to know that he was short of money to buy a Gown & a Ring.

Ha ha ha.....thankfully.....I have grown out of all more no chances of CRASHES......I live this way now.....hey...wait.....who is this handsome coming to my cubicle ???? ;-)

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Cute Smarties

Every one were so excited about Independence day & Friendship day. For me it was just other Holiday. I have stopped faking things or I am not sensitive to things around me. But some things did excite me. One of my friends is expecting a baby. She is now 7 months. Whenever baby is hungry he just starts moving & kicking in her tummy. Once she eats something baby goes to sleep. This fact really brought tears to my eyes. Wow cutie pie, u too have life. U too sense pain, hunger. Still many ignorant people abort without sensing this. Other colleague of mine has a 8 month old baby. He has learnt to shake hands, flying kiss etc etc. But he refuses to learn to do Tata Bye Bye gesture. She says he never do that. But the fact is he feel's that sign is to depart from his mom. If he waves at her she goes off to office.. OMG it is just amazing to know kids are so smart... Other colleagues 1 year daughter starts winking when she is mad at her. CHOOOOOOOO CHWEEEEEEEEET.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Finally I got my Love Letter

Dil Hai Mera Deewana Kya Kehta Hai Ab Ghabrana Kya Taal Pe Jab Jhoome Badan Hichkichana Sharmana Kya Khul Ke Jhoomon Khul Ke Gaao Aaoo Aaoo Yeh Khul Ke Kaho It's The Time To Disco It's The Time To Disco Kaun Mile Hai Kisko It's The Time To Disco Dil Hai Mera Deewana Kya Kehta Hai Ab Ghabrana Kya Taal Pe Jab Jhoome Badan Hichkichana Sharmana Kya Khul Ke Jhoomon Khul Ke Gaao Aaoo Aaoo Yeh Khul Ke Kaho It's The Time To Disco It's The Time To Disco Kaun Mile Dekho Kisko It's The Time To Disco Like every one I was waiting for it most anxiously. Atlast I got it. My P.M handed this love letter. I mean Hike letter. I am happy with the hike I got. Who say's hard work never pays? My only worry is tax deduction. I have to crack my brain in Investment now. I am not bothered to pay Tax. But only regret is how government misuse all the hard earned tax payer money. Forget it. It's time to Disco.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

What a girl is waiting for!

This Gal is waiting for a time to Blog.