Friday, August 19, 2005

The Phases of Crushes & Crashes of my life

After reading Z00nie’s “Know "HIM" after magic words” Even I have my own woes it goes on like this he he he.

Everyone in their lives would have had crushes, and me too had my share of crushes. But, it didn't take much time for each of them to turn to crashes. None of my crushes took off, or probably they crashed even before they took off!! Today, when I look back, I can’t manage but to have a laugh.

My first crush was on Mr. X. I was in my Eighth Class then. We happened to speak sometimes. Once I offered him a Cake. He refused to have it and the very next moment I gulped it down. I still can’t forget the dumbstruck look on his face. A few days later, he started going around with one of my classmates. They used to go for wonderful evening walks, Mr X, my classmate and his doggy. Unfortunately (fortunately for me), the affair didn't last too long. On one such romantic walk of theirs, the doggy bit Mr.X. He brought up the question: It’s the dog or me...She chose the dog!!! The news gave me sadistic pleasure.

In 11th-12th. I got very friendly with Mr. Z in my class. It appeared to me that...yes...He is the guy. One day, Mr Z came and sat next to me...close...really close...my heartbeats shot up. He said...I want to tell you something.... but please maintain it as a secret. I knew...this was it...yes.... He went on...you know...X (another classmate of mine) proposed me...and I too like her...and I accepted. I am telling you coz you are like my sister...WHAT THE HECK? As if the first news wasn't bad enough, the second sounded suicidal. I looked at him with an artificial smile and said.... Congrats br..br.. Brother !!!

The next crush didn't take much time to happen. It was Mr. G who walked in to class. I literally had my jaws hanging seeing him. We became good friends...but I never fancied my chances...given the Mr.Z experience. He was my Physics project partner....while He did the project...I concentrated on his Physics ;) ! Just as the boards got over, and as I was mustering enough courage to tell him, his dad got transferred. He changed the city.


Next in engineering college, there was this hottie in my class. Boy....He was a Hunk...Mr. F. used to stand opposite to me in the chemistry lab. I prayed for some chemistry to happen between us. But I guess, he was much smarter than I was. Mr. F realized that I used to mess up all my titration experiments coz I used to be looking at him and not the lab apparatus. I called him out ALONE on my b'day. He turned up with his whole gang of friends. The boys kept giggling and I looked for a place where I could go and bang my head. I huge bill was paid by me by washing utensil in that hotel for two weeks. After that I steered clear of him for the rest of my engineering days.

Moving on from here, it was a major success story. This time round, it took some time for things to crash.... just a little longer. a bit more than five years. Everything seemed like a fairy tale when the crash factor took the better of me.

By this time, I was in my job and I decided to use the term "interest" instead of crush. So , my interest grew in Mr. L in office. I thought he was a very handsome guy. Thankfully, the growth of my interest stopped very soon, the moment I learnt that he was supposed to go on leave the next week for his marriage. he was to marry his long time girlfriend. Only one thought came to my mind.... The good ones are always taken!!!

Day by day my interest started growing in this new hunk in town Mr. S. For me now it is a Do or Die situation. I did not want to die a spinster, I mustered all the courage & proposed Mr. S. Somehow things seem to work well. Finally we decided to marry. I hooked up Manish Malhotra to design my dream wedding white gown. Need not say it ate a major share of my savings, still it was a worth. I & Mr. S after roaming whole lot of diamond showroom in town liked this one particular Diamond wedding band. I was waiting anxiously for “Thee day”. Mr. S Came day before the wedding day, he said can I take a Wedding gown for Press. I said “Oh honey, so sweet of you”. He took both wedding gown & a diamond ring to show to his friends. I was waiting for my wedding gown. Mr. S never returned. After four days I came to know that he ran off with his maid & got married.

Also came to know that he was short of money to buy a Gown & a Ring.

Ha ha ha.....thankfully.....I have grown out of all these......no more CRUSHES.....so no chances of CRASHES......I live this way now.....hey...wait.....who is this handsome coming to my cubicle ???? ;-)

43 comments:

Invincible said...

Me first !!

Invincible said...

until i reached utensils, i thought it's really ur own story. n not a fig !!

kewl post BnB :)

Arz000n said...

hahaha
Its the dog or me...hehe :D

.I concentrated on his Physics
ROTFL

I remember having crush on a chick during 12th std...n she was right on the opp table during chem pracs...only I know how many test tubes fell down when I used to drool in the lab..hahaha

Yeah...me too believe the same The good ones(good chicks I mean) are always taken!!
That hurts :(
n on tht I get tired listein to people...dont worry...something good is in store for u ahead...hahaha


who is this handsome coming to my cubicle
Hahaha....
Tht was a good ending :D

Anyway...good luck for ur future crushes boldy!!

Greetz!!

PuNeEt said...

Dear now ur bothering me...
forget abt PC ur hacking my thoughts also... I'm about to post something like this ;-)
tujh se bach kar rehna padega ;-)
he he hehe

It's a fundu post...
tough luck babe ;-)

When i read ur Mr. Z story i was laughing like mad... gosh...
sorry abt it

Is Mr. S story is true ;-)
it appears to be a complete filmi
he he he he he

Chill babez...
Cheers

Keshi said...

**He refused to have it and the very next moment I gulped it down.

LOL cuttte!


**I concentrated on his Physics

ROTFLMAO! I'm always concentrating on Physics generally ;-)


Is Mr.S's stroy true? That wud have been really hurtful...goshhh ur one tough gal.

A nice walk down the memory lane of ur crushes n crashes :)

Keshi.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Invinci he he he. Great great .. Washing Utensil one was too much. It spilled the beans. ** Me crying **

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Z00nie:- ha ha ha . Not only you, Even I know how many test tube u broke. I was your Chemistry lecturer Lolz
ya ya I need lots of Luck to crash all my future crushes.. So that I can Sing "ruk jaanaa naheen main kahee haar ke
kaanto pe chal ke milenge saaye bahaar ke o raahee, o raahee "

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet Me hacking yours thoughts...Kewl. Kewl.;):) Wink wink, Just read my next post. Naughty me huh.lol

No need to be sorry. I am happy about it. No full stop, Life continues. He he he.

My dear none of this is true, It is just a fiction

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Keshi

Is Mr.S's stroy true? No No none of these incident is true. It is just my imazination.

I haven't proposed a Man myself yet. There was no necessity either he he he.
It was just a funny imazinary post.

PuNeEt said...

very smart...
none of the story is true...
sharam nahin aati bolte hue ;-)

Atleast put a disclaimer

but nice stories...
enjoyed ur imagination
;-)

Boldnbeautiful said...

Saddist,

Disclaimer dala tho suspense ka fun chale jaate the. he he he.

In some stories Mr. wala part I am the culprit. he he he. So some sequences ko mirch masala add kiya aur Post bana diya.

Arz000n said...

"ruk jaanaa naheen main kahee haar ke
kaanto pe chal ke milenge saaye bahaar ke o raahee, o raahee"

Yes....dont give up...
Try try....someone somewhere is made for you..he just neeeds to bump into you..

Today morning while on way to Pune I thought of this post....if I had to write down about my crushes...I think that post will run in series like...1...2..3..4..5.6..7..8..12..16.

Pssst...Sorry Im poor in numbers...dont laught at me okie

Invincible said...

lolz !!
BnB hats off to ya !! So many ppl thought it's the ur life's tragic tale !! :) :)

ok, may be washing the utensils cud hav been a remotest fact, but the wedding gown n diamond ring !!
Damn !!

Well, u made it !! :) :)

Fun_Da_Mental said...

Hehe.. phekooooooo :D

Was fun reading the post though. Wonder if you had decided to consume all the alphabets starting from A to Z. Gosh thankfully none of your imaginary crashes errr I mena crushes had name starting with the same alphabet. :p

Divya said...

lolll nice post

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie's Crush factor serial ...1...2..3..4..5.6..7..8..12..16.

Yeah kya hai? ZOONIE ka Imazination hai kya nahi tho EKTA Kapur ka sada hua Serial...

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Lolal Invinci , I have got a very bad imazination.

Touch wood, There is no heart break in my life. Life is like Coke for me. "Jo chahe ho jaye"

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Fundooooooooo Kya baat hai, bade dino ka baad. Main sooch rahi thi aap ka shoe shop me shopping karoo. he he dont beat me

I could have followed Exel sheet ka sequence A AA AB.....AAAAAAZZ to my imazinary crush. But U know I kahi Ekta kapoor ka serial na ho jaaye, isiliye tho the alphabets are not repeated.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Divya Welcome dear.

Arz000n said...

Nahi nahi

Pls dont abuse my crush history by calling it Ekta Kapoor ke serials :(

Z000n is hurt...*sob*...*sob*

Arz000n said...

Nahi nahi

Pls dont abuse my crush history by calling it Ekta Kapoor ke serials :(

Z000n is hurt...*sob*...*sob*

Boldnbeautiful said...

ZOONie dont cry Mera bachcha , I will give you big dairy milk, Smile now.

Dont worry I will produce your Crush story, We will make a Movie.

Hagrid said...

@humm..
bet u had all cooked up .. but hey .. enjoyed reading it ..
keep blogging gal !

Keshi said...

wuttt lol they were all imaginary! hehehe clever thinking B&B :)

Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Oh yeah...
It will surely make a Good masal-marke Bollywood movie with min 10 songs and 3 villians.

Wowww....I cant wait to hand-over my crush-script to you now...hehehe

Keshi said...

How abt a new crush for us B&B?

:)
Keshi.

Arz000n said...

I've by-hearted all ur crushes Boldy
Pls come out with a new post now :(

Greetz!!

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PuNeEt said...

Hey dear missing u...
Whr have u disappeared

Come back soon

:-)))

Keshi said...

ok Puneet noted that one too lol!

Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Okie Boldy,

Heres a deal...I'll hand over ma crush story to you .... you update this blog prettty soon.

What say??






Helllooooooooo!!!
Where are you lady??

Keshi said...

hey where r ya B&B?

Keshi.

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Arz000n said...

@K000kie

B&B??

Babes & B##bs??

I had that post few weeks back you were the one to decode the full form ;)




*DOH*
its Bold & Beautiful this time ;)

Keshi said...

LOL z000nie shurrrrtup ok??

k000kie.

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@ Zoonie he he he..

If I had known this before I would have chosen your B & B (Babes*B##Bs )as my id. lolz