Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Hi friends, I am Back

Wow ,When I came back to my blog history repeated, I could not speak. Wow it really felt great to know that my blog friends miss me.. Thanks from bottom of my heart. My woe's story start something like this. I am so tied up with my work. What to say :(. it is something like I get all the Money, But No time for My Honey. I was just imagining,

Scenario 1 If I say to my client,

Myself:- Mr. Client Need a leave, Wanna go on a date.

Client:- You are my most reliable & wonderful resource, I don’t want you to be depressed. Myself:- Mr. Client huh I am going on a date. Not on a funeral, What is there to get depressed?

Client:- Oops No no. I don’t mind to give u a leave, but just imagine the side effect of the date. You go on a date, you fall in love, you get into emotional relationship, that mean Guy ditches you. You go into depression. I can’t take that risk. Me :- huh. better logic. Thank you.

Scenario 2 , I get married without my clients knowledge, Go daringly to ask for a leave for honeymoon. I am sure now he cannot come out with his stupid logic.

Me:- Mr. Client, I got married

Client:- Wonderful, that's too good.

Me:-(With a broad smile) I need a leave, I am planning to go on a Honey moon.

Client:- Oops, Honeymoon now ? Honey moon in cool hill station sound good, On 25th wedding anniversary.

Me:- What Honey moon in 25th anniversary ?

Client:- Look, after 25 years everything is so chill, that is the nice time to go to honeymoon. Now when things are so HOT , 4 walls of AC room can induce the same chill as hill station.

Me:- Oh my gawd

Scenario 3:- , I am beaming with happiness I am expecting a baby.. I go to my client for leave. Me:- Mr. Client. There is some good news from my side.

Client:- That's Great, tell me what it is?

Me:- I am expecting a baby, I want to go on a Maternity leave.

Client:- Postpone it.

Me:- I cannot, it is literally impossible task.

Client:- Tell your baby, why he is in a hurry? Show some PPT to him, regarding the pollution, crime, Mumbai Flood, London Blast, Terrorism etc etc on this earth. Tell him, mom's tummy is best place in heaven.

Me:-( murmuring inside my mind, then why are you out.) Huh Ok thank you.

Jokes apart. I am looking into business analyst & quality lead job. From 10 a.m to 5 p.m just discussing the functionality, pros & cons keeps me busy. My real job starts after 5.30.p.m. My colleagues (Development team)fondly call me "Dushmana". (Enemy). Because I don’t compromise with quality. Something to laugh at:- Definition of male:- Male is such type of species on earth, trying hard for 9 months to come out of the female, & trying even more harder all the life to get into a female.(all male's maro math, this defination was told by one male friend himself. If anyone want I can give his address) * The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television,
Tell-a-woman ( too good) * When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness See you all friends, have nice time & take good care of your self. (he he he, I watched 1 episode of KBC)

18 comments:

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Arz000n said...

First a warm welcome to ya Boldy
Thanks for updating this :D

now lemme read the post peacefully... :D

Arz000n said...

reliable & wonderful resource
I can understand reliability.....whats with wonderful lady??

murmuring inside my mind, then why are you out.
ROTFL :)

all male's maro math, this defination was told by one male friend himself.
No we will not beat up for this Boldy as long as you co-operate with us to hand over this male friend of your's. How about we beat him up??
unless he is ur bf or something...we can think of sparing this poor fella






Wait a sec...
trying even more harder all the life to get into a female.
Hmmmmm.....
Kinda make sense to me....

Invincible said...

Honeymoon in 25th anniversary !!
muahahaha :D

Tell-a-woman is kewl too.

and u stole a bike !! bhery bad bheri bad :D

i ws tempted to coin something for 'female'... but then i cant use my female friends as back up as they themselves wd kill me :)

Quality lead !! :O :O
* runs away with a gasp*

Pallavi said...

* The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television,

Tell-a-woman ( too good)

hahahahahaha! I like it :) :)

Keshi said...

LOL B&B wut a humorous return! Very funny post :)

**Tell your baby, why he is in a hurry?

HAHAHAHA!


**The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television,Tell-a-woman..

ROTFLMAO!!

Keshi.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie, Thankoo Thankoo

I cannot say Blunderful so it is Wonderful..

If he was my Boy friend, I would not minded you people beating him up.

But he is one sweet good friend.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ invinci he he, Actually I wanted to Steal John abrahim, but ended up stealling his Bike Yamaha.

Something abt Females, tell us dont worry. I will present u the helmet which I had stolen From John ha ha ha

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Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Pallavi nice to see you mate.

Isn't it a true one. he he he

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Keshi.. Thank you.. I am competing with Zoonie.. LOLZ

Arz000n said...

Yo...
When I read this post...
I felt that competitiveness pouring on this blog

Damn, now I have 2 ladies to compete with.....k000kie-masta and boldy-masta

Grrrrrrrrrrrr....

I need to push my bizarre button at back of my right ear too frequently it seems :D

Prométhiûs said...

this is awesome yah!

PuNeEt said...

Good to see u back...

Good 1 babez...

Yeeee cool defination of male... read that earlier... male afterall ;-) hehehe

I was going thru' ur comments of last post n realised that Keshu is keepin a watch on me :-)>

Chal catch u later...
(not literally)
cya cheers

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet

he he he It is not only Keshi, Meee tooo keeping the watch on you lolzzz

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Promethius thank u

PuNeEt said...

I know y keshi is keepin a watch n with wat intention...
no idea about u ;-)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ puneet thatz now secret I cannot reveal it ha ha