Tuesday, March 28, 2006

My experience travelling in a Potty Train

In mumbai I would prefer crowded train than a AC Car, in order to get rid of Traffic. It is not only the time saver, one can get a free unusual entertainment too. Everyday I tend to spend 2 hrs travelling in train.

To get into train during peak hours one should be an expert gymnast. Some day back I was gluing at the coming train. Before the train come to halt, people started throwing their self inside the train. Any seasoned peak hour traveler knows how it is to grab the seat so I never make an attempt to get a seat myself. I feel comfortable standing.

To my surprise there was a whole section empty. I thanked my stars & move to the vacant window seat. My enthu melted within a second when a woman stopped me in between. As I turned to her, she screwed up her face & pointed at the seat. Some pathetic creature had emptied the content of their bowels on the seat. Yuck Yuck.

I cursed for my dumb attitude, ignorance, foolishness that how could I atleast dream of getting a window seat while other souls are hanging theirselves. I haven't learnt yet the logic of living hehehe.

I stood at the other corner, cursing myself. But within moment it turned out to be an entertaining business. I kept watching the drama.

At every station, people jumped to catch that seat. Every eye want to reach there fast. The lady who saved me had a full time job of rescuing people from that Shit. People took their kerchiefs pressing their nose sandwiching their body against each other.

Some people gave advice to meet Railway staff to clean the stuff, some came up with pulling chain. Others dint seemed bothered, as long as train reach the destination at time.

Moral of the story :- crowded train + vacant space = sure Shit Shit

25 comments:

Vanathi said...

:)

Contented said...

Nice story and the moral...lol..:-)
I only traveled couple of times in Mumbai trains, but I still remember the experience.

Jigal.. said...

hi

What A Moral!!!!!!!

:)):))

BBye

take care

Jackal said...

hmm thank ur stars tht u did not dive on to tht seat b4 tht woman opened her mouth.....otherwise u wud have had lot of flies giving u company :)))

luvwannabefree25 said...

thank goodness that has never happened to me... JD ;)

Anand said...

lol!
Thats hilarious!
Am from mumbai too and can just about imagine how irritaitng it must have been--as it is travelling in bombay trains is an experience in itself!
But hey as they say--Shit happens!:-)

Keshi said...

**People took their kerchiefs pressing their nose sandwiching their body against each other.

EWWWWWWW! Thats so slack...how can ppl travel this way?? Goshhhh!

Keshi.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Vanati :- :)

@Contented :- yeppy yeppy no one phurget the experience of travelling in Mumbai train :)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ jigal ha ha ha. Every lesson, every experience has a moral in life. he he he

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Jackal ha ha no no no, I wont make that mistake in life.

Flies acompany u everywhere in mUmbai.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ luvwannafree25

This happen's only in India(Mumbai) ha ha ha.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Anand What to do, when our politician's are guarding thier Slum (vote) bank we have to put up with this.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Keshi In mumbai this is very common. People are immune to that u know.

PuNeEt said...

lol dear
i have faced that too

bt now days i dun prefer local...
coming alive out of it is acheivement specially on stations like dadar kurla andheri

liked the moral... so true
Cheers

Keshi said...

thats sad..lol!

BnB Im well thanks...and u? :)

Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Mumbai and the local trains...and the traffic jams...and the pollutions....all are so yuck yuck yuck yuck..

Thank god ma proj is getting ova today and Im leaving for Pune on Monday morning unless ma boss asks me to deliver final presentation here...I'll be so screwd :X

I love posts with Good Moral....thanks for sharing your moral with all of us Boldy!!!

:)

Ekta said...

seeesh!
Potty in train...chi chi!
this happens only in humara india!:-)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Keshi Iam okay :)

@Zoonie :) Kewl, hope he has some brains to understand by himself.

Moral hehehe

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Ekta yuck.

yes it happens in INdia.. No politician bother to improve things

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uttara said...

WTF .. i too have faced this .. YUKKKKKKKKKKKK

hows u sweety ???

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