Who said "Open" n "Close" are words with opposite Meaning.

You will always be open to the person who is close to you .

I am "thee" best , I just haven't tried that yet

Mumma's Pet, Is that You?

Ya ya ya :)

"potentially" and" in reality"?

Younger Son :Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" and" in reality"?

Dad: "I will demonstrate"

Dad turns to Wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redfordfor 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

Dad next turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with TomCruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!


So Dad then turns back to his younger son saying:You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but"in reality" we are living with 2 Bitches and a Gay!

Happy Married life Hirdu

"Happiness in the marraiage is not something that just happens"

It is a relationship in which the independence is equal,

dependence is mutual and the obligation is reciprocal.

In the marraige the little things are the big things

It is never going to sleep angry

It is no time taking other for granted

It is not only marrying the right partner;It is being the right partner

Wish you very very happy married life Hirdu.

May God shower all his blessing & happiness to newly wedded couple

Happy Woo- Men's Day

Hi Gals

Wishing you all happy Women's Day.


WOMEN ROCKS :)

Happy Valentine's day

Valentine day, it reminds me my college days. We used to celebrate as if it is one important festival. Atleast a week of preparation. New dress ( Red), accessaries, facial, bleeching, waxing, pedicure, manicure. Get loads of roses, chocolates. That day was like a maaf day.Any tom dick n harry can express thier feelings. Rule was like or not like just maaf karo, Sandal math utao.

For me Love is life & life is love.without love life really lose its sense of living.
Love makes u laugh, cry, makes u possessive, caring, nasty, stuborn.It reminds me this song from Dil tho pagal hain, Dil bhi pagal hain, main bhi pagal hoon. ha ha ha

Dil to paagal hai,Dil deewana hai

Pehli pehli baar milaata hai yehi

Seene mein phir aag lagaata hai

Dheere dheere pyaar sikhaata hai

yehiHansata hai yehi yehi rulaata hai

Dil to paagal hai,Dil deewana hai

And this small piece is from me to some one special in my life

I thank god for giving you in my life,

You are the one who made my life beautiful.

I love you today, tomorrow & forever,
I will be there for you always.

I love the way, you get angry when I am late,
Lots more I will tell u in person :)

Life is beautiful -- Dont Waste it for "Thee Waste"

Once upon a time, there was a lonely baby boy sitting in the park, crying ever so badly:

A philosopher came by, and asked caringly:














The baby boy said:





















Then the baby boy showed the philosopher a picture of his cute little girlfriend:



















After looking at the picture, the philosopher laughed so loudly and said,
"You are so dumb!"


And the baby boy went absolutely crazy:



















Then, the philosopher said wisely:
















Instantly, the baby boy felt better: