Monday, June 20, 2005

Funny Matrimonial Ads :)

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. I read this and burst outlaughing. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profiledescription as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading thisPost

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not agood education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me uwelcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my residentor send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa statehe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. Shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd haveone brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow iamlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi asin KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding toomuch, ain't he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

(all of us are loughing)

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this shewould bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethe patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person issuffering from "Ok-syndrome")

(the "ok syndrome" again)

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mothersister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but myMom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find abride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he willget one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
Note:- Note:- I am sorry God, Here I am not making fun of someone's language, but I am amused with peoples attitude;)


Fun_Da_Mental said...

ROFL... I'd die laughing... :D Now this is *some* research! BTW now I am getting cynical... miss boldnbeautiful visiting matrimonial sites already hmm! :-> Kya baat hai?? Bolo bolo? :D

Hagrid said...

hey hi ..
thanks for stopping by ;)

well I coudn;t stop laughing this post..

keep it up


Golden Words said...

:-) nice ones!

Abhi said...

Pretty grammatically challenged post.Grandfatherly advice : Stay away from such sites.You may end up with a linguistically "loughoble" guy.Oh my , it does sound bad to make fun of these guys.It does.

PuNeEt said...

good 1...
had a nice laugh reading it...

Boldnbeautiful said...

Guys thanks for peeping into my world.

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