Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Any Calamities , we have a Solution .

Any problems you have, we have only one solution BAN

Is Rape increasing in Town------- Ban women from wearing mini skirts, tight tops,tight jeans and shorts, saying this will help prevent rape.

MMS is circulated in College------Ban the Cell phone with Camera.

If Policitical Party is not in power & losing its charishma make news ------ Ban the Valentine's day.. If Ban cannot be imposed ask activists to stage demonstrations outside bars, clubs and colleges that plan to organize celebrations on Valentine's Day. If some one question what is wrong in Valentine's day ,Reply back "``What is this Valentine's Day and who brought this Western craze here, which is alien to our culture?"

If the city is flooded --- Ban the Plastic..Say the ban on plastics is a crucial step to unblock the river sources and springs.Shopkeepers and customers violate the ban Fine them.

Crime rate is Increasing in the city --- Ban the dance bars, on the grounds that they corrupt the youth,

One night get up from sleep & Analyse the Cancer rate --- Ban on Gutka, paan masala & also ban new films or TV programmes from portraying smoking... How will ban help stopping people from smoking when the bold letter caution on the Pack really mattered a least?

Banning addictive substances does not stop people from using them. Rather, it leads to illegal, parallel markets.

Dont have Girl friends ---- Ban couple in Park & Band stand

Dont know to dance ---- Ban the discotheque.

If Girls start wearing Bhurkha will the man go impotent?

If people dont use cell phone with Camera, people stop shooting obsence picture?

If valentines day is banned, you get lost power?

If Plastic is banned, filed garbage in the city Vanishes?

If Dance bar is Banned, Indian youth will join Sat sang & start Singing bhajans?

If Gutka if Banned, people start eating Loly pop?

If the entry in park is banned, People stop falling in Love?

If Discotheque is banned, People stop Dancing?

Solution lies not just with the ban but also in providing safe and healthy alternatives. Define rules & regulation, see things fall in that..

44 comments:

PuNeEt said...

heyyyyyyyy me first
remove that anonymous scrap blogger's comment

will read n comment later

cya baby

take care
cheers

Pinki said...

And another solution is "strike" :D

Keshi said...

who banned all this? omgg is it some loser? lol!

**Solution lies not just with the ban but also in providing safe and healthy alternatives

Spot on! Banning things cant stop emotions...


Keshi.

Arz000n said...

not just with the ban but also in providing safe and healthy alternatives.
Yeah...
I mean...there is no harm in dancing ni bars with burkha's right...
You can call it Indian Arabic style of dance...

Im sure people will turn on from that kinda dance...what say boldy??

If valentines day is banned,
Nooooooooooooooooooo
it shud not be banned
heheheeh...

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet
Hey we had nice fun on ur blog.. lol

Yes I did removed Annonym- ass's comment..

I dont know how to avoid those silly comments :(

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Pinki yes u r too right. Strike, rasta roko all those stuff's

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Keshi.. Who banned all those.. The person who has power to do that come up with banning tactics..

ha ha ha today I read in paper Romanian town Banned resident from eating sunflower & pumkin seeds..

Ban happens everywhere not only in India ha ha

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie

Where were u cutie pie? We all misssed u so much :(

:) Good u are back now.. Hugzzz

yes Valentines day should not be banned.

If I come to power I will BAN The BAn :)) he he he he

musica said...
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Boldnbeautiful said...

Musica please dont comment on my blog again.. I have already deleted once, again u comment..
Please mind your self respect.

uttara said...

hi ...
loll nice post .. :)

BAN BAN BAN .. dont have work .. ok lets think of banning something ..lolzzz

uttara

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Uttara hugzz Babez :)

Too many to Ban

1 Ban annonym Ass comment
2 Ban Politics
3.Ban Ekta Kapoor's Saas Bahu's
Disaster
4.Ban Time sheet in work place

endless

uttara said...

hugzz sweety ..lolzzz

saas bahu ..creep ..i just cant stand it .. its yukz ...lol u just need an extra marital affair in a serial and a vamp we can make a serial then ..loll
hehehehe

Politics ...NO COMMENTS ;)

ye the list can go on..... infinite ..lolzz

uttara

PuNeEt said...
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PuNeEt said...

Did u wrote this sweeti...

It's just awesome...

By trying to initiate a ban these political parties just want to create news...

One side they talk about democracy... and on the other they openly screw it up...

Very well said dear...

U cant blog the anonymous bloggers...
can just ignore it...

We mumbaities are so used to ignoring things around...

Ignoring
Long queues..
Long hour traffic jams
Increase in petrol prices
Horrible infrastructure
Over crowded trains n buses
Illegal slum constructions...
... and so on...

and instead... people go on banning stupid things...

Fundu post dear

Take care
Cheers

musica said...
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Keshi said...

Musica is trying to enlarge things above? I think he needs it badly...lol!


B&B yess there r so many stupids to be banned and not one's banning them...lollz wtf!

Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Boldy-piez,

No point in replying back to Musica...coz they are bots...they can only shit around, nothing else...

So disbable anonymous postings and get relieve from enlargements :)

Have a nice day ahead.
Hugz

Arz000n said...

Yes....Im back...
Making a posty tomrow..
Cant stay back na when beautiful people in this blog, mich me cho much

Take care

musica said...
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Keshi said...

fucking idiots!

Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Boldy-piez...

Pls listen to me...

Disable anonym posting and activate word verification for peaceful weekend

Take care

uttara said...

hey bnb ...hows ya???

babye .. take care ....

hugzzzzzz

uttara

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet Yes I only wrote this post..

I got inspired from u :))

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Keshi :- Musica is one shameless Pig. I just ignore him..

@ zoonie :- Yes Indeed Ignoring is the best medicine for these UN invited guest (Annonym Ass)

I had disabled the Annonym comment, now I have added word verification too..

Thank u Zoonie..

I read ur post today :)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Uttara I am Good Honey.. Howz u ? Take care :)

Mr. Maverick said...

Banning i agree is not a solution!

But isnt a Rule for you is actually a ban for someone else ;-)

I hope you meant 'Law' and not rule. And just defining it is not enough, i guess that has already been done, it is the implementation we are lacking in!

Arun

PuNeEt said...

oooh dear...
ab zada chadha matt...

The post is awesome...

Cheers

Mr. Maverick said...

And when are you fixing your template??? GRRRR...

Let me know and i can help you with this.

Arun

Hirdu said...

!! Very Well said....Enjoy the freedom....!!

Boldnbeautiful said...

Mr. Mediocre I think I have temporarily fixed the templet.. Definately I will take ur help if needed.. Thanks for the offer..

Ban u call it a rule or a law..

Impliment from the begining, If things are not under law dont let people use it initially & Get up one night & Say it cannot be any more used..

For eg. If Dance bar was bad why gave the licence initially & let people get used to it?

Boldnbeautiful said...

Mr. Mediocre I think I have temporarily fixed the templet.. Definately I will take ur help if needed.. Thanks for the offer..

Ban u call it a rule or a law..

Impliment from the begining, If things are not under law dont let people use it initially & Get up one night & Say it cannot be any more used..

For eg. If Dance bar was bad why gave the licence initially & let people get used to it?

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet hehe he ab zada chadha matt...

Dont worry I am good in pulling down too ;);)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Hirdu Ofcourse ofcourse

Freedom of Speech is one of the Right of Freedom which is my FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS..

I am the citizen of the democratic country, I am not ruled by any Dictator or Communists..

As long as I dont hurt people then expressing my views are Okay..

But I deserve all the rights to Kick the Bastards who hurt me for thier selfish Needs & Deeds..

uttara said...

@ BNB .. new post .. come on... am bored of banning things .. lets get somithing live ...lolzzz
u take care babes

uttara

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ uttara sure tomorrow I will come up with new post..
u too Take care :)

Arunima said...

hi!

Thanks a lot for the lovely comment on my page. Laughed a lot.

Agree with you but who listens to us? I have been screaming this from the roof top ever since I read this post. Ok, Iam going to far.:-)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Arunima :)thank you..

I know it is tedious Job to make law maker listen..

They can only talk he hehe

Arz000n said...

When is BAN going to end on this blog and I get to read a new posty, boldy??

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Zoonie he he I have Called off Ban already

saby said...

hehehehehe ...
u are funny






.

saby said...

and u are very erotic too







.
u arouse my baser instincts

saby said...

Musica please dont comment on my blog again.. I have already deleted once, again u comment..
Please mind your self respect.



tank God i am not Musica
i am just bold and handsome
we make an excellent pair


just like the 2 she has