Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Suhaag Raat

Note:- This is just an imaginary post, does not resemble to any one

Scene 1:- South Indian Suhaag Raat

Groom is waiting for a bride in a Room. Bride with her heavy Jewellary sets, loads of flowers & most important with her shy enters the room.

Ist step Groom helping the bride come out of her shyness

Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main usse apni shyness se bahar aane ke liye madad kar raha hoon--Saala Bahut affort lag gaya.

2nd step Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main uski jhulfo se Phool nikal raha hoon, (mann me soch raha hai Yeah sar hai kya, phoolo ka Godown)

3rd step Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main uski Jewar (Jewellary) uttar raha hoon, Jewer uttarte uttarte subah ho gaya, maine pain killar ka kar so gaya.

Scene 2:- North Indian Suhag Raat Bride totally decked with all her make up, Ghunghat ood kar Groom ki intezaar kar rahi hai.. Groom enters the room

Groom :- Suhaag raat hain ghoonghat utha raha hoon main, First attempt Sucessful, looks at the beautiful face of the bride just cannot stop singing this song

Groom :- Chehra Hai Ya Chand Khila Hai Zulf Ghaneri Shaam Hai Kya

Bride:-1 min, Zulf, Thanks for reminding, (She removes the wig, carefully keep in her ward robe). This I hired from the beautician for marraige.

Groom :- No probs Cool Baal Nakli hua tho kya hua, so he continues his song

Groom:- Saagar Jaisi Aankhon Vaali

Bride :- 1 min, let me remove my contact lens Groom panics, yeah Aankhe bhi Nakli hai, Chalo koi baat nahi Kamar tho pathli hai na.

He starts singing Groom :- Patli kamar chikna badan tirchhi nazar hai Masti bhari teri baali umar hai

Bride:- Wait, Let me wear my magnetic waist belt

Groom:- Aab kya hua?

Bride:- Slip disc Problem

Groom gets frustrated anything else u wanna displace or replace

Bride:- yes, this teeth set & artificial legs (She goes to her cupboard, keeps all her assets neatly, comes back to bed)

Frustrated groom asks her, Abhe ye tho batao, Suhag raat main Cupboard me manao kya bed pe.. ha ha ha

21 comments:

uttara said...

hey mez first .wooo hooo

yepiiieeeeeeee

uttara

uttara said...

boldy ..

ROTFL ....
shheeeezzzzzzz u r too good man ...OMG PMG ...i cant stop laffing...lolzzzzz

***(mann me soch raha hai Yeah sar hai kya, phoolo ka Godown)

ye ye ... they have a godown on their head ...pooor guys ...;)

***maine pain killar ka kar so gaya
pain killer and sleeping pill tooo...lolzzzz

***Frustrated groom asks her, Abhe ye tho batao, Suhag raat main Cupboard me manao kya bed pe.. ha ha ha

ROTFL .....laffing laffing ...
still laffing


muaaahhhhhhh
huuuuggggzzzzzzzzz

uttara

Invincible said...

lolz !!

"phoolon ka godown"
:D :D

"Abhe ye tho batao, Suhag raat main Cupboard me manao kya bed pe"
this ones the winner .. :D :D :D

(((( BnB, which category u fall into :) :) )))
i read the disclaimer but thought it' used as an alibi ;)

Arz000n said...

suhaag raat...

mmmmmm...


*DOH*

lemme read the post now...

hehehee

Arz000n said...

ROTFLMAO

:))))

too goood boldy-piez...

I want ma suhag raat to be like south indian one..where whole night Im just busy in removing jevar's and by the time "action" times comes....both of us are tired...and then we decide to drink dabur honey and call it a day

hehehe :)

Have a nice day ahead boldy-piez..
take care

PuNeEt said...

Suhaag Raat
The moment I read this I was like... hmmmm this babezzz is in full form now...

BTW thanks for the disclaimer ;-)

Jewer uttarte uttarte subah ho gaya, maine pain killar ka kar so gaya
Lolllzzzzzzz


Abhe ye tho batao, Suhag raat main Cupboard me manao kya bed pe
ROTFLMAO

Good one baby....

What about Non-Indian girlzzz ;-)

Cheers

uttara said...

oyeeee bnb
wer r u ;)))))

hehehe
huggzzzzzzzz
have gr8 day

uttara

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Uttara Thank u for the appreciation.. hugggzzz to u too :)

Bechara pehele raaat ko he Sleeping pill khilate hai kya? Waisa after some days usko roz pill ka zarurat padne wala hi hai..

hahahahehehe

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Invinci ;);) he he he I dont fall on both the category dear..

May be Non Indian Catagory Wink Wink ;);)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie LOlzzz , Instead of Dabur honey u should have Dabur Chavanprash :):)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet,, hehe I am always in ma full form ;);)

About non Indian girls do I have to tell you..

Arz000n said...

Agar main Chvanprash khayega toh, honey kaun khayega??

:)

Boldnbeautiful said...

he he he naughty naughty :)

Invincible said...

on 2nd thoughts, i liked the idea of suhagraat in cupboard, may b only for some part ;) ;)

Non-indian girl .. mm.. i want a post on this type of girls too
:D :D

PuNeEt said...

hi dear...
how are u doing...

Hey abt Non-Indian girlzzz...
I wont mind u telling...
I'll get to knw ur version ;-)

uttara said...

ewwwwww...

heheheheh yeh tooo good...am not commenting further
my mind is going beserk on the reply ....lolzzzzzzzzz

chill take care
am waiting for the firangi one tooo...lollzzzzzzz

hugzzzzzzz babes
uttara

Boldnbeautiful said...

@invinci Suhag Raat in cupboard..hehehe

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet
I am doing perfect

my version he he he

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ uttara

how rae u? firang one hehehe

Hirdu said...

Arrree ...Kya Aise hota hai....

Maare Gaye....this is a north indian Guy in South India...

What to wish for now :(

Boldnbeautiful said...

Hehehe North Indian Guy in South India

south Indian custom Bride enters later in North Indian custom Groom Enters later.

So in ur type of situation, both enter together,

Both would be saying to each other "Pehele aap, Pehele Aap" till next morning Lolzzz