Suhaag Raat

Note:- This is just an imaginary post, does not resemble to any one

Scene 1:- South Indian Suhaag Raat

Groom is waiting for a bride in a Room. Bride with her heavy Jewellary sets, loads of flowers & most important with her shy enters the room.

Ist step Groom helping the bride come out of her shyness

Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main usse apni shyness se bahar aane ke liye madad kar raha hoon--Saala Bahut affort lag gaya.

2nd step Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main uski jhulfo se Phool nikal raha hoon, (mann me soch raha hai Yeah sar hai kya, phoolo ka Godown)

3rd step Groom :- Suhaag raat hain main uski Jewar (Jewellary) uttar raha hoon, Jewer uttarte uttarte subah ho gaya, maine pain killar ka kar so gaya.

Scene 2:- North Indian Suhag Raat Bride totally decked with all her make up, Ghunghat ood kar Groom ki intezaar kar rahi hai.. Groom enters the room

Groom :- Suhaag raat hain ghoonghat utha raha hoon main, First attempt Sucessful, looks at the beautiful face of the bride just cannot stop singing this song

Groom :- Chehra Hai Ya Chand Khila Hai Zulf Ghaneri Shaam Hai Kya

Bride:-1 min, Zulf, Thanks for reminding, (She removes the wig, carefully keep in her ward robe). This I hired from the beautician for marraige.

Groom :- No probs Cool Baal Nakli hua tho kya hua, so he continues his song

Groom:- Saagar Jaisi Aankhon Vaali

Bride :- 1 min, let me remove my contact lens Groom panics, yeah Aankhe bhi Nakli hai, Chalo koi baat nahi Kamar tho pathli hai na.

He starts singing Groom :- Patli kamar chikna badan tirchhi nazar hai Masti bhari teri baali umar hai

Bride:- Wait, Let me wear my magnetic waist belt

Groom:- Aab kya hua?

Bride:- Slip disc Problem

Groom gets frustrated anything else u wanna displace or replace

Bride:- yes, this teeth set & artificial legs (She goes to her cupboard, keeps all her assets neatly, comes back to bed)

Frustrated groom asks her, Abhe ye tho batao, Suhag raat main Cupboard me manao kya bed pe.. ha ha ha