Wednesday, November 30, 2005

When Men say/ What they think


1. I don¡Çt want to marry working gal. It is your choice = You stupid, Why do I think I am in love with you(Colleague) , before I met you, I have seen your pay slip which attracted me more than you. else I would have fallen in love with my neighbor so beautiful.

2. I like a gal who loves my family, I love my parents, they are more than anything to me = You stupid if u don¡Çt behave well with my parents, my mom she is a modern lady, she may donate whole property to some old age home. I love my parent¡Çs property.

3. I don¡Çt see a beauty in a women , I like simple, soft spoken gal = Who will keep a watch dog on you, Agar ghar me he achcha kana mile tho bahar ka restaurant ka kya hoga? . Mera karnaama dekh kar chup baitne wali chahiye samji tum.

4. I am seeing a good friend in a gal = I know me very well,no one else can stand me, atleast dosti nibhane ke liye wo thodi adjust karegi


5.Don¡Çt want to marry for next five years = I want to flirt for 5 years with out any responsibility

6. I love you so much. I was missing you Honey = I was missing Sex so badly

7. Till sex they will hug you, once over they will say, let us play Rock & Roll. Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll , they will push you down the bed, they will keep one Rock under the bed & they will sleep grrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

26 comments:

Harshit said...

Pure allegation without any reasoning.

Arz000n said...

I love you so much. I was missing you Honey = I was missing Sex so badly
Thats true...
Oh yeah...thts so true :)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Harshit hahaha ...It is not allegation.. It is just imagination..

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie at least u agree with me na Zoonie..

This ain't allegation rite

The Zuzupilanian said...

ya true abt men

Keshi said...

LOLLLLLL! Funny ones again B&B :):)


**6. I love you so much. I was missing you Honey

so true...goshhhh!


**Till sex they will hug you, once over they will say, let us play Rock & Roll. Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll , they will push you down the bed, they will keep one Rock under the bed & they will sleep

yep sleep till the next day...lol!


Keshi.

PuNeEt said...

ROFL...
Good one...

pegasus said...

Totally agree with you.

Although females are usually accused of using this double language, males also sometimes do.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ me_real_idiot ==== hehehe. R u Men?

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Keshi hehehe******** yep sleep till the next day...lol!

-------Depends on the stamina ;)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Puneet How are u dear?

What are u upto (Profile pic ;))
Anyway U also enjoy, we will also..
hehehehe

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Ankur:--- thank u..

is it so females are accused of double talk?

RandomThoughts said...

Are all guys like this?
Am sure this may not be a general rule!

Feminist by any chance?

Mr. Maverick said...

All of this is entirely true and so is the fact that only such men are 'preferred' anyway :)

The Zuzupilanian said...

yep i am "THE MAN!"


bt still its true.

btw me_real_idiot - zuzupilanian. (n this one is last update)

Keshi said...

**Depends on the stamina

ROFLLLZ B&B!!!

Keshi.

Invincible said...

5.Don¡Çt want to marry for next five years = I want to flirt for 5 years with out any responsibility

:) :)
But girls nowadays are (supposed to be) more witty. no one wants to wait for such an elongated time.

"6. I love you so much. I was missing you Honey = I was missing Sex so badly
Hahahahahaha.
Q : Wasnt she missing him? or she ummm ... ;)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Random thoughts :--- nah nah not a feminist..

Having fun at any & every one..

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Mr.mediocre :-- yepp u r rite.. Such men are preffered, cause they dont lose bachelor degreee so soon..

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ ZuZupilanian :-- :) Great u agree with me lol

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Keshi lol

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Invinci :-- Welcome to u..

Ofcourse why will gal wait for a fool.. She also will flirt with that man & Kick on his A**..

PuNeEt said...

Profile Pic...
thats a history now...

wherz u nowdays dear...
buzzyyy...

Take care

drsankalp said...

Your are probably partially right in what you said.:)

saby said...

ur beautiful

Gates said...

Disagreed.
In fact men use the least of double meanin'.

MEN are not MEaN. Your imagination is.