Still they Gawk & ask

If your Mangal is strong, they back u out saying u bring bad luck on husband's Career.

If Your dad has not generated so much wealth, they back you out Coz u cannot pay the admission Fees(Dowry)

If You don’t have a Job they back you out Coz u cannot pay your maintenance fees.

If you are bit darker complexion they back you out Coz u may produce Darker off springs.

If you are Vegetarian they back you out coz you are not Non Vegetarian.

If you are a day older than a prospective guy, they back you out, coz it is not our custom to marry elder female.

If you are rich they back u out, coz u may be proud & not be an ideal bahu.

Some from Invincible

If u are taller than ur beau, then again its against our custom.

If u are earning more than ur beau, again u may have vanity and treat him disrespectfully.

If u are from higher 'cast' then u wd always undermine him

If u r from lower cast, then u r no match for the boy's esteemed family.

Oh my god there are so many factors to consider, match & mismatch to get married in India. Again still you guys ask me "Why am I not married"

It is not my story, it is every other unmarried gal's Woe. I was inspired to write this after bachchan's rejected Ash coz she is Manglik. In country like us every gal has to under go the Guy's Family tantraum no matter what u are? who u are?

Note:- So Guys & Gals, You are welcome to add your point to the list.

Future memorable dialogue

After Amitabh's best dialogue, just a thought on generation next legend's best dialogue.

Khwaish Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Jawani Diwani
Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Murder

Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Gangster

Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Chocolate Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

FootPath Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Aksar
Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Ashiq Banaya Aapne Dialogue "muuuuuuha, muuuuuuuha,Smooooch,Smoooooch"

Song Running in mah mind:--- na koi padhne wala na koi sikhne wala
apni toh paathshala masti ki paathshala

Most memorable Amitabh's dialogues

Amitabh bachchan, who needs an intro of this Man. Some of my favourites from Amit's movie, which I love to hear on & on. There are plenty of them, but some I managed to post.

Agneepath

"Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan. Baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan; Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa; umar chhattis saal..."

Kaalia

"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein , line wahin se shuru hoti hai."

Trishul

"Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon."
Namak Halal

I know such English that I will leave the British behind. You see sir, I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, I can run English, because English is such a funny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run. In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

SilSila

Main aur meri tanahaaii, aksar ye baaten karate hain
tum hotin to kaisaa hotaa, tum ye kahatii, tum vo kahatii
tum is baat pe hairaan hotii, tum us baat pe kitanii hasatii
tum hoti to aisA hotaa, tum hoti to vaisaa hotaa
main aur meri tanahaaii, aksar ye baaten karate hai

majabuur ye haalaat, idhar bhI hain udhar bhii
tanahaaii ke ye raat, idhar bhI hai udhar bhii
kahane ko bahut kuchh hai, magar kisase kahen ham
kab tak yuunhii khaamosh rahen, aur sahen ham
dil kahataa hai duniyA kii har ik rasm uThA de
dIvaar jo ham dono me hai, aaj giraa de
kyon dil me sulagate rahen, logon ko bataa de
haan hamako muhabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai


Chupke Chupke

Jis tarah gobhi ka phool phool hokar bhi phool nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota."


Zanjeer

"Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai! Is liye sidhi tarah khade raho!"

Shahenshah

Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain , naam hai Shahenshah."


Deewar

"Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha ; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye ('mera baap chor hai') leekh diya tha. Uske baad... Uske baad, mere bhai, tu jo kahega us par main sign karoonga."

Sholay "Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?"

My all time favourite
Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.
Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to admi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa?
Mausi : haar jaata hai?Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon ?
Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi dosh nahi.
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali ke ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dostkis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de denge.
Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon. koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega

Greatest Love

lolz, Hi guys happy week end. Enjoy this one

Why Parents Get Gray Hair !

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

"Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again, the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked the child, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle
"Me."

Agla Kaun?

Now I am all excited to count who is Indian Idol II, even though it is not getting anywhere close to X Factor, American Idol or Indian Idol I.Count down begins. Will it be Karunya or It is Sandeep?

My Favorites in second season were NC Karunya, Ammey Date, Panna Gill.
I just cannot forget Panna gill's Jalak Dikalaja Number. He set stage on fire. Marvelous.
Other was Ammey Date Who can forget ‘Laga chunari mein daag chupaaoon Kaise’. Sadly both are out in prior Episodes.


NC Karunya, Great singer. Look a like of Abhishek Bachchan. He is thee Best Among the Finalist. He just mesmerize with his Voice.
Other Finalist Sandeep, he is Bekener's Udit Narayan, who just sing in udit Style, has regional backing of voting.


I just hope & Wish Karunya Win the Show. But cant predict even though he is good, This Voting system has become real head ache. Voting should be like some percentage should be counted from home town, other part of Voting should be from all parts of India.

Anyways Karunya is Thee Best. To be more Diplomatic let the best Man Win lol he he he

Bangalore Burning

My dad said "If this mob, had gone to fight Veerappan 3 years back to forest, it had made sense, Now what are they trying to Prove creating so much fiasco"

I innocently said "Even I dont know, what is thier point?"

But there arise some thoughts, When are we Growing Up? When will we be matured to analyses whatz right? whatz wrong? Whatz Needed? Whatz not?

Aisa Desh hai Mera
Kill animal & go to Jail, Kill human in public & walk out free. Kill animal & hang out mercilessly in butcher shop.U get licence for this.
If Salman was guilty for killing chinkaara, How about killing thousand's of Sheep in the name of mutton & consuming it.
Dont sheep have life? Who is to decide life of sheep is less worth than Chinkaara? Both are god's creation. Just a thought for soul

Drinking Problem hehehe


Drink & Drive

One Night Stand

Waiting at health care centre, sheena my friend is too furious, criticizing me for my careless attitude. I was at my nerve, Babez It was not my intention, but it just happened, I accept my ignorance. I felt my patience has been tested enough, & I have given enough clarification. I just pretend to sleep, she tried to turn some magazine.

I slipped into last days incident. We were on a project assignment. We had ample of time, the presentation was next day. So we decided to stroll. It was quite an evening. I was mesmerized with the beaches, beautiful couple, and handsome dudes. I dint realized when I was separated from my gang?

The sun set was so peaceful, I am in other world, when I looked at my watch, the horror bell alarmed. I tried calling to my friends, the cell phone courtesy, network not reachable. fcuk, what the hell now? Indeed it was not advisable to hire private cab in alien city. Thought checking in some Motel, lemmi kill the Night. But it was fruitless effort. No bed was available. On request I got some place to put up that Night. Already many people were resting. All the sitting arrangement was fully occupied.

Now sheena was waking me again, go fast, meet the doc, our presentation has to begin within hour. I coolly walked, as I was too guilty. He prescribed some quick medicine to get relief. I thanked him, made a quick exit for our presentation.

Presentation went off well as planned. Now I threw myself on my bed again slipping into last night incident. As I said all the sitting places were occupied, I had to stand whole night. This was my one Night Stand.

ha ha naughty people what were you thinking? I had to visit Health care coz I had a soar throat standing all night in cold.

This was a April fool post. ha ha ha. Lemmi fly off before some one else fool me. lol