1. The guy who had an unprotected love making session has posted in a forum to pray that the gal does not get preggy.
Many suggested him to do baby shopping & stuff.But the funniest one which I liked is
" Boy in both the case u r loser.If she is not preggy then dont rejoice, u need to worry more he he he.
If ur gal is preggy u take her to doctor, If not u go to doctor.
Hmm lots of sense.
2. Pretty Old socialite may be in 60's showing off her cleavage.
Mam u are fined 5 million $ for poisoning the society with ur expired goods. We know that ur milk factory is not renewed by MFA(Milk federation association). The licence is expired ha ha ha