Friday, July 01, 2005

Mafia Sensibility
As an old Italian Mafia Don lay dying he calledhis grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wannayou lisina to me. I want for you to take mychrome plated .38 revolver so you will alwaysremember me.""But," whined the grandson, "I really don't likeguns, Grandpa. How about leaving me yourGold Rolex Watch instead?""You lisinna to me, you somana bitch" respondedthe Don. "Somma day you gonna be runna dabussiness. You gonna have a beautiful wife,lotsa money, a big home and maybe a coupleof bambinos.""Then onea day you goina comma home andmaybe finda you wife in bed with another man.Whatta you goina do then? Point to you watchand say, 'Times Up???"

7 comments:

Hirdu said...

and if u have the gun, you can say "Crimes up "

Abhi said...

but grandpa , wat if im waiting at a bus stop and a pretty girl asks me the time ? do i take out the gun and say "got some bullets?".

Arz000n said...

Hehehehe
Good one :)

Arz000n said...

Just curious...if he catches his wife blogging, will he say "Write up"??

Boldnbeautiful said...

he he he, Guys, My brother told me this joke, I just could not keep it to myself.

PuNeEt said...

ha ha ha ha ha ::-)))))
good one...

Keshi said...

lol Arz000n haha!

I've seen this joke b4...funny indeed :)

Keshi.