As an old Italian Mafia Don lay dying he calledhis grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wannayou lisina to me. I want for you to take mychrome plated .38 revolver so you will alwaysremember me.""But," whined the grandson, "I really don't likeguns, Grandpa. How about leaving me yourGold Rolex Watch instead?""You lisinna to me, you somana bitch" respondedthe Don. "Somma day you gonna be runna dabussiness. You gonna have a beautiful wife,lotsa money, a big home and maybe a coupleof bambinos.""Then onea day you goina comma home andmaybe finda you wife in bed with another man.Whatta you goina do then? Point to you watchand say, 'Times Up???"