Monday, July 25, 2005


Hypnotism

A WOMAN comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband: Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,they're gone. "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies: "Margie referred me to a hypnotist

He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache."I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies: "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says: "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says: "Don't move. I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says: "Boy that was wonderful!" The husband says: "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says: "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror saying: "

She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!" ha ha ha

32 comments:

Arz000n said...

Hehehe
ROTFLMAO :)

Too kewl!!

Greetz.

mlwhitt said...

;)

Invincible said...

ha ha ha ..
thanks for this valuable dose of info :-).

Invincible said...

n i pity the poor lion :(
n 2 add,y arent there ny mirrors in d zoo !

krait said...

HAHAHAAHa!!

this really made me laugh.

tnx... im having a lonely time and having a hard laugh really did help!

Keshi said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ!

Keshi.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ arz000n ;) What is ROTFLMAO?

Boldnbeautiful said...

@mlwhitt :- welcome to my blog ;);)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Invincible :- lol u can get many more dose. BTW what is this Mirror funda? Mirrors are kept in thier bed room ;) Not in Battle field :))

Boldnbeautiful said...
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Boldnbeautiful said...

@Rain :- welcome to my blog :) life is bitch to everyone.

Everybody face the phase of loneliness.
Every one gets betrayed by one or the other.
Every one's innocense is used for some one's benifit.
Everyone's weakness is used for someone's greedyness.

Just one question I have to answer myself. Why should I stop laughing because some one made me cry?
Why should I be cruel to myself for no fault of mine?

Let justice take its own course. I believe god will give justice.

Be happy. Keep smiling :)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Keshi :- thanks :)

Invincible said...

mirror was in bathroom :)
battle field !!!!!!!!!
now i m scared :) exactly like the poor lion ..

Keshi said...

ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

lollz!
Keshi.

Arz000n said...
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Arz000n said...

Yeah....Keshi is one Generous lady..Thanks to her

Me again ROTF after reading this post...again :)

Keshi said...

z000nie cud u get off the floor now lolllz I need space to ROTFLMAO now :)

Keshi.

PuNeEt said...

he he he :)))))
Good one dear...
Just too good...
"Ye dil mange more" - Blog more

Boldnbeautiful said...

Keshi Thank you

Arzoon :- WILI, TAFEMGK ha ha ha

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Puneet :- Jo chahe ho jaye , Njoy :)

Fun_Da_Mental said...

OMG!! I can already imagine the fate of Miss BoldnBeautiful's "woh"! :D Tch tch tch... poor guy will have no option but to surrender. Ahem ahem! :p

Boldnbeautiful said...
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Boldnbeautiful said...

@ fundoo ha ha ha.. I wish I could be like this.

But I believe in space & individuality in relationship.
I dont like some one to dominate or me dominating some one else.
Ofcourse this is very true, What u give me is what you get. I
f one respect me I can shower an emmense respect.
If u treat otherwise ur also dealt otherwise.
Hard rule, for me newtons third law holds very perfect.

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midfax said...

very amusing. I enjoyed the joke
very intersting blog

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ annonymous , Thank you. shall try it.

@ Midfix :- Thanks dear. Be happy.

Invincible said...

BnB,
are u gonna put new post only after u get married :-)) kya ?

Arz000n said...

Please update here if you done with your deadlines in office.

Happy friendship day to you!!
Enjoy da weekend :)

Arz000n said...

TAFEMGK???

Hmmm... now whats tht??

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ....now that try to beat that?? :)

Arz000n said...

Long time now new post here lady.
Busy in meeting deadlines??

Its okie then....take care
Greetz!!

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Invincible & arzoon I am back with new post ;)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@arz00n :- He he lol,ROAOTFLAL

TAFEMGK??? -- thanks Arz00n for Enhancing My General Knowledge.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ....he he this I have given an assignment to my 3 yr old Nephew. ;)