Thursday, September 15, 2005

SRK Say's

To all mmmmmy fffffffans, here is s ssssssome dddddddialogues ffffffffrom mmmmmmy various mmmmm movies jjjjjust eeeeenjoy... I kkkkkkkknow tttttthat mmmmmmy ffffffans rrrremarks aaaafter my ssssstupid aaaad of LLLux... You know the famous remark made by Neha dhupia "SRK & Sex sell" but now the audience are soo smart both dont sell.. Instead of watching b grade hindi movie for sex people prefer watching XXX.. SSSSooo sssmmaart na. About (SRK) Me what to say, Swadesh flopped. All my movies are flopping.. Acting in ad is my alternative business for karcha paani.. Anyways you enjoy some of my dialogues. Kal Ho Naa Ho "Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!" Devdas "Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ..." Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham "Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..." Mohabbatein "Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..." Baadshah "Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain" Kuch Kuch Hota Hai "Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar hota hai" Dil Se "Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se" Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain." "Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain." Dil To Pagal Hai "Rahul...naam to suna hoga?" "Mar Gaya Rahul" Baazigar "Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain" Darr "Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"

18 comments:

Arz000n said...

sex people prefer watching XXX
Very true...
I was watching BASIC INSTINCT last night on MGM
Damn...those blurr's
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon....
Aaaj...aajj ek saaboon aur baant loon :)

Here's ma fav dialouge...I dont remember which ad/movie is this from...

SRK: Lu...lu...luu...
Z000n: Yeh Looo loo kya hai?
SRK: I mean to say..LUX lele. Im promoting the product.
Z000n:Oh really? Will they have ur snap on the soap cover?
SRK: Of course.
Z000n: EEEkkkkksssss

Keshi said...

lol B&B I dun get the Hindi dialogues but this was funny hehehe...

anyways Im a fan of SRK :) I do know that his recent movies r fast becoming flops but that doesnt make him a bad actor na :) The truth and what really matters is he DID really well as an actor in many Bollywood movies...I admire him for that. My fav SRK movies r many compared to the number of not-so-favs. So I give him credit for that :)

Well abt this Lux ad u guys r talking abt, I sooo wanna see it now...hehe...sounds like many got turned off by it...I wonder why...

Have a good day gurl!
Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Alright alright K000kie piez
We all got the message now that you are BIGGGGGGGGG SRK fan :)

Now that you are a fan, can you please sponsor LUX for me atleast....its been a long time I havent used soap while having shower early morning.

:)

Hirdu said...

:) sahi mein "Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai" Aur "shayad jeene ke liye bhi kaun jeeta hai"

"Humko to khuda ne bheja he marne ke liye tha,
Woh to teri muskurahat thi, jiss per hum jeete jee mar gaye"

PuNeEt said...

Good 1 babezzz…
SRK was my fav actor during my teens… specially after DDLJ, I became a big fan of him…
but now somehow I don’t like him…

he can definitely sell any damn thing no second thought…

You got all the hit quotes… good collection…

You missed on Chalte Chalte & Main Hoon Na…

Cheers

Keshi said...

n B&B sweety u forgot Swades and Paheli :)

Keshi.

Arz000n said...

At times when I log onto this blog from cafe's...I need to recollect wht ur URL is...then I type...prettywoman..and I forgot the no whether its 9/8 or wht

So boldy...leme know where the previous 8 pretty womans are...coz then it will justify why u the 9th one ;)

Waiting for ur reply patiently...
If you are way to generous..can u pass tel no's of all the previous 8 ones :)

When Im in frozen state..ma head comes out with realy weird stuff to ask...

:)

Take care

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie :- ;) Basic instinct hmmmmm


Srk :- Lu Lu Lu
Zoonie:- Not in bath tub please, Go straight & turn right
Srk:- Not that LOO, it is my style u see. Lu Lu lux
Z000n:Oh really? Will they have ur snap on the soap cover?
SRk:- Me of course
Zoonie:- No i dont wanna buy then
SRK:- u see u also get Razor & Bath tub free with Lux.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Keshi

No doubt he is a good actor..

But now he works for Good production house, with good director, Good Banner, which also adds up.

I can call him a Lucky man else there are so many brilliant actors, in bollywood.

He has some hits..

I can not watch a movie for some actor, If story is appealing I can watch any actor.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Hirdu:- Devdas Dialogue's are too classy.. Why dont u come up with the post, if u can recollect some dialogues :)

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ puneet have u seen a recent Pepsi ad?He is a snake charmer.. He looks so yuck..

Main hoon na was good movie,

Shush: Itna bade hokar student? How disgusting!
SRK: Itni chhoti hokar teacher? How amazing!


Chalte Chalte I dint like..
Ghumshuda Gumshuda, Main kudh ghoom gayi kahi interval ke pehele he he he

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Keshi:- Peheli was also a flop. Forgetting the dialogue is okay, Here I forgot the movie title too.. he he he

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ Zoonie

4 preety woman are frozing in a bath tub with SRK.
4 more equals to Julia Roberts. he he he he

Joke apart, 9 is my lucky number.

Arz000n said...

If they give razor and bath tub free, then I'll Eat lux, Sleep lux and Drink only lux-o-cola :D

:)

PuNeEt said...

I didnt liked Main Hoon Na... Paheli was hopeless...
Chalte Chalte... hum bhi chale gaye jald theater se...
Swadesh was tooo slow...
but I liked SRK in that after a real long time...
ye I saw SRK's new add...
after hot girlz... gays have also started advertising lux ;-)

Cheers

PuNeEt said...
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PuNeEt said...

BTW 9 is my lucky number too ;-)

Keshi said...

I agree B&B, SRK got lucky. Luck works alot of the time for some people...:)

Yep I cant watch a movie for an actor either...I want a good story and even of the actors r not so famous. Thats why I like some low-budget movies...they r very realistic, simple and inspiring.

Paheli was total crap...actually SRK is losing his charisma pretty fast these days...the movies dun seem to do anything for his fame anymore...

Keshi.