HUGZZZZHi friends, Everybody keep your Lal sheesha (Red mirror ) Ready.Shekhar Kapoor is Casting me in his movie Ms. India. hehhehe Friends just Kidding, I got this idea from Uttara Ms. Ghayab..
I was out on some emergency Project.. Will discuss it later :). Even I missed you all lot.. Hugzzzz...
We had some joke section during lunch hour with my buddies.. I wanna share some with u all Girly jokes, Some % of NV too
Contributed by myself, Yash, Deep, Preeti
Joke 1
Lady1:- Jab tumara divorce hua tha, tab ek hi bachcha tha, Abh theen kaisa
Lady2:-- Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jaate hai hehehehhe
joke2
Lady1 :--- Howcome your husband is always home on time??
Lady 2:---I have made a simple rule. SEx will be at 9 P.M sharp whether u r here or Not
joke3
dad:-- Beta , tume kaisa biwi chahiye
beta:-- dad, muje chand jaisa biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye, aur subaha chale jaaye hehehe
joke4
It is said one should not take worry to bed, But many woman sleep with thier husband hehehehee
joke5
Q:-- what if Mallika sherawat plays the role of draupadi in Mahabharat?
A:-- Duryodhan would say "Pehle isko kapde pehnao, tabhi to wastra haran karunga"
Joke 6
Twin 1:--- Dad Came dad came
Twin 2:--- It is not dad, It is Uncle, Dad dont wear rain coat heheheheh
Dirty mind, now its enuf Take care friends, Have a Good day..
16 comments:
lol B&B I didnt get many of these jokes cos they were in Hindi...but the English ones were funny :)
Keshi.
After saying Dirty mind....how can you expect to have a good day ahead
:)
Afta Dirty minds....now I literally need to take care of myself....I got new trainees in ma team today...and the girl....
Im logging outta here
Bubyee
:)
Q- Why were postal stamps of Pamela Anderson banned?
A- Bcoz ppl have started licking the wrong side .. he he he
LOL Pinki
Hahahaha....
I will be the first one for sure :))
he he he :) Naughty pretty Naughty :)
@me_real_idiot :--- I dont know jokes make one laugh or not,, But ur id did..
I appreciate ur frankness hehehehe
@ Dreamgirl :--- U too take care..
Poor Wifes @ the cost of Rich Husband hehehe
@ Keshu Sweet heart I will translate into English huney
Joke 1
Lady1:- Jab tumara divorce hua tha, tab ek hi bachcha tha, Abh theen kaisa When u were divorced, u had 1 kid. How come three now
Lady2:-- Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jaate hai hehehehhe My Ex Husband comes home sometimes to seek forgiveness from me
joke3
dad:-- Beta , tume kaisa biwi chahiye Son, what type of wife Do u want
beta:-- dad, muje chand jaisa biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye, aur subaha chale jaaye hehehe I want a wife who is like moon, who come during night & vanish during Day time
Q:-- what if Mallika sherawat plays the role of draupadi in Mahabharat?
A:-- Duryodhan would say "Pehle isko kapde pehnao, tabhi to wastra haran karunga" Duryodhan would say "First let her make her wear some cloths , so that I can pull her saree
Lady 1
@ Pinki hehehe Good one
@ Zoonie who said Dirty mind cant have good day..
when ever I feed my mind with dirty thoughts, thats it, then whole day goes good heheheheh
Zoonie One advice , Dont ever mess Dirty mind in professional environment..
@ Hirdu ;);)
lolllllllllllllllz thanks B&B I really like the Mallika one! ROFL!
Keshi.
good ones..
Cheers
Your blog is more like blog of guy from hostal...i just give me memories of medical college hostel days.
Any way keep it up.
sankalp
@ DrSankalp :--- what ? Only guy can crack a NV joke kya..
Dont think gals are innocent Just sit & read ramayan & geetha..
Ofcourse not. guys talk open, gals have their share of fun among thier group..
I ain't a guy.. Ofcourse I was in hostel for 14 years..
agar aap jaise koi
mere dil mein aa jaye
to baat ban jayee
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