The most amusing thing in the world is Indian wedding. The grooms & brides family invite the people for the wedding in order to share thier pleasure & seek the blessing for newly wed.Instead people have 100 intension other than these two.
Aunties ( I mean elderly ladies)attend the wedding to exibit thier jewellary, heavy designer saree. Guys attend wedding for bird watching. Oh my gawd, some guys literally have thier jaws hanging.Some girls attend the marraige for mom's pressure. Some Mom attend for hunting wud-be-Son in law.
Once I happen to attend the wedding for the same reason some years back.
Me:- Oh my god mom, ask me to jump from 10th floor, please leave me alone.
My mom:-Mr.XYZ son has come from U.S.I want to talk to Mr.XYZ about the proposal.
Me:- I dont want to be Gungi gudiya. I wont come
My mom:- If you dont listen to me, then I dont let you go for ur higher studies.
Me(in mind):- Mom I have 100 distructive ways for spoiling this.
My adamant mom took me to wedding. I went with her cribbing,grumbling.The torture was not just attending the wedding. I was made to wear Fancy dress.I mean a saree & lots of Jewelary. Mom am I a mobile Jewellary store. Mom looked at me with her sharp eyes.
I was sitting in midst of aunties coz it was mom's order.They were more interested in my marraige than the current marraige.They were discussing of my marraige. Mom said them to find some one suitable to me.
Mom was eagerly waiting for Mr.XYZ to arrive. He arrived with his family. Mom was about ask about Mr.XYZ son, he stood in front of my mom with his American wife. "Hi aunty hows u doing,meet Jenny"
I was holding hanky to my mouth & burst out laughing.
Part II to be continued