Thursday, May 11, 2006

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out ofthe office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got thismessage. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.

14 comments:

Ashish Gupta said...

Esshhhhhh :-ss

Contented said...

Hey! Nice post! came through anand's blog.

No.5 definitely gives a heart-attack to the sender...lol..:) hilarious...:)

Ekta said...

hahah!
Where do u get these from!:-))
Loved all of them...in fact am in a good mood to try the 2nd and 6th one..heheh!
Wonder what the reactions will be then..heheh!

Contented said...

Hmm..did u change the order?? I mean No.6 not No.5 then...:(

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ashish lol, wait for a year, u will come up with some more

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Contended thank you. I haven't changed the order. lol.

Boldnbeautiful said...

@ekta :- lol, 2nd many times I apply without claiming he he he.

6th if we could try with six then definately I would have become super rich hehehe

Jackal said...

nice one bold......but u know wht i was thinking of sending u an email..but now i am having second thoughts....hahah tcc have fun

Boldnbeautiful said...

@Jackal FYI now my auto reply I turned it off

uttara said...

boldyyy
huggzzzzz hows ya sweets

hahahha nice one man .. too good :)

Anand said...

hahah!
Bold this is hilarious stuff...loved all of them!
thou I think the 2nd one takes the cake..straight up on the face!;-)

Pinki said...

ha ha ha

wondering, whicxh one should i put on my mailbox? *grin*

Jeseem said...

join circus, that is good.
zoo would be better.
but nowadays monkeys have freedom roaming around the whole city, so why go to circus ;-P

just kidding, no harm meant :-)

Raj said...

:)