The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out ofthe office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 19 weeks.
9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got thismessage. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
12: I've run away to join a different circus.
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12 comments:
Esshhhhhh :-ss
Hey! Nice post! came through anand's blog.
No.5 definitely gives a heart-attack to the sender...lol..:) hilarious...:)
hahah!
Where do u get these from!:-))
Loved all of them...in fact am in a good mood to try the 2nd and 6th one..heheh!
Wonder what the reactions will be then..heheh!
Hmm..did u change the order?? I mean No.6 not No.5 then...:(
@ashish lol, wait for a year, u will come up with some more
@Contended thank you. I haven't changed the order. lol.
@ekta :- lol, 2nd many times I apply without claiming he he he.
6th if we could try with six then definately I would have become super rich hehehe
nice one bold......but u know wht i was thinking of sending u an email..but now i am having second thoughts....hahah tcc have fun
@Jackal FYI now my auto reply I turned it off
boldyyy
huggzzzzz hows ya sweets
hahahha nice one man .. too good :)
hahah!
Bold this is hilarious stuff...loved all of them!
thou I think the 2nd one takes the cake..straight up on the face!;-)
:)
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