Ten Things I Wish I Could Say At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.
3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Note:-- he he he ha ha ha To my colleagues if in case you come across here , this is what the internal processing is taking place behind my sweet smile. Dont dare to bug me lol

Love Filter

Every one feels "He is the one". Every one says Love is blind. Is really love blind. No!! Love is not blind but it is a deal.

My friends say they are madly in love with some guy. How is that guy? A person who drive a smart Car, with decent bank balance, with good qualification, Good Job with many other feature.

Then I said my friend "you don't like a main system, you just love the accessory". Even I may not be exception here.

So I question myself. Is there exist real love? No Love. Everything is requirement. If Love exist then why don't we fall in love with some one who is less blessed than us. Why this filter?

Other day I was discussing with my cousin on the subject of women & equality in job opportunity. My cousin said "Men should be given preferences.If Men get a job one family survives, If female no much help. Look men are ready to marry unemployed female. Are female willing to marry unemployed men. They look for more qualified person". Yes, I agree here we female are not so broad minded.

Female blog readers don't beat me up. It is a fact. Apple is an Apple. I have guts to accept.

RANG BARSE

Dekho aayi
holi
rang layi

holi
chali
picthkari uda hain
gulaal
banke hain
ghata mann jhum utha
rang chalke hain neele hare laal
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Have a Safe & Colourful Holi !!!! ;-))

Tip:- Apply heavy coat of coconut oil to your hair & a Coat of Vasaline or baby oil to ur body to get away with colors easily

Call Of Lust

From my diary
Another Long day, Same release funda, one more night out. Now a days it has been a routine. came home fully tired, Was 3 A.M, eyes were fighting to keep open.Legs were refusing to walk.

Thought shall drink some juice before crashing, as in london during night outs, only available stuff is pizza. Went into kitchen opened a fridge to take a juice, could see a light in opposite house. A handsome guy in that kitchen.

Now what? Should I miss this chance? My inner mind said na, My eyes were wide open, My legs were in a mood to dance . Now what to do? I said yeah! Lots of utensil in sink waiting to get cleaned. Yes I was more happinier then Archimedis. I said Eureka. Started cleaning utensils all bright & glittering. Handsome guy too started cleaning his utensils. Exchanging a glimpse, smile both continued. He was still in kitchen with his black cat. I said now tomorrow is another day.

Shall catch some sleep now. Just Waved at that handsome, said good night, Slipped into sleep. If behind every sucessful man , if there a women , Behind every glittering utensil of mine, there is a handsome nieghbour... What a inspiration?

Announcement, Announcement



Shortly My blog will be rechristened from "Bold and Beautiful" to "My Wild Thoughts" .
As per numerologist Beediwala this change will bring luck to me & my blogs.Without even any creative or constructive thoughts my blog will attract more readers & also I should not get surprised to win Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal etc etc awards.
In fact adding "k" letter "kMy Wild Thoughts" will do the wonders.

Conversation between Beediwala & myself goes something like this.
BNB:- Good day sir.As Iam so frustrated with my blog. It is not so happening, how can I help my blog?
Beediwala:- Good day, U have to change ur blog name.Suggest 10 names I will see as per numerology what works good.
BNB:-Sir "My Wild Thoughts"
Beediwala :- add k make it "kMy Wild Thoughts"
BNB:- oh god I am not interested in keema of my blog
Beediwala:- oh dear,u make "k" silient.The advantage is u are blogging in english. English is such a funny language u can alter according to ur requirement. Spell something & pronounce something.
BNB :-How much luck k will bring?
Beediwala:- U will be awarded blogkabab, blogtandori,blogmakanwala. Without K u will have to get satisfied with Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal etc etc awards.
BNB:- I am very health conscious person.blogkabab, blogtandori,blogmakanwala will make my blog fat & ugly. Then I have to put my blog again to diet. Instead I am happy with Blogroti, blogrice, blogcurry,blogdal. So I prefer just "My Wild Thoughts". Thank you.
Beediwala:- Thank you & good luck

Now I am busy writing vote of thanks for award function. Once I am through I will rechristen my blog. lol

Happy Woman's Day

PHENOMENAL WOMAN


Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can't touch My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It's in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Maya Angelou

If there happens any rebirth what would u like to be Born as?A Man or A Woman?& Why?

Tribute to My Blog

Shuttling between (Home) India & (in-laws place) Client's place in London has taken lots from me. To keep my blog life alive I was just posting some forwards. Now I am at home hahaha(Indian office) & full pledge blogging.


I havent knew that It would mean a lot to me. What I started as virtual timepass would attach me really.I never thought that I would connect them so well, learn couple of lessons.There are many Friends withoutout faces but I know them well with thier id's. I have my own image of them.

Blogging I did it for a mere timepass. But it has helped me understand fellow bieng better.

Though I never leave much of a mark in every blog I read, I read quite a lot. To my surprise I found so many beautiful(internal) people with beautiful thought. I found how each one are so special. Each one has thier own FEELINGS.

Learnt some lesson, laughed like mad, some made me cry, became stuborn with some thoughts, some melted my heart.

Many were heart broken, some tried to cope with it, some were sinking into it.

When I analysed my own blog, I could not stop noticing, I have learnt to respond others either by visiting to the blogger's space who has visited me or by replying to thier comments. Before this blog happened to me in my life, I never took pain to reply either to letters or mails. I never felt each one has a feelings, each one are important.

Small things make real big difference in life.

Thought for the day :- Keep your office clean .. stay home!!!