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According to news agencies, the whole Zimbabwean team is going to resign at the end of the current series. No international cricket will be played by or in Zimbabwe after the current test series is over. The Zimbabwe Cricket Union (ZCU) will also be dissolved. Zimbabwean cricket captain Tatenda Taibu and senior member Heath Streak were unable for comment when contacted by Reuters. President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe described the decision to dissolve ZCU as "a sad day for Zimbabwe cricket". When asked about the reason for the action, President Mugabe said "It is a great loss for the country of Zimbabwe. Not only the cricket team, but the entire nation is demoralized. We could have easily continued playing cricket after losing to any country in the world, but the shock of watching India's captain Sourav Ganguly make a hundred against us was too much to bear. That is all I have to say."

When a doc is a Peeping Tom?

Note:- Some serious post from me, But Real one Earlier days popular saying, "Food, shelter & Cloths" but now the younger generation changed it to "Make up, Cloths, Shelter, Food" Every female is craze to look beautiful..

And the market offers to change every ninche of your features, figures..From Nose job, smile design,leaps fillup, shaping Boob jobs( breast enhancement) to butt firming.. Initial days these only film actess would undergo these surgery in abroad. But now every street in mumbai, show case the advertisement in local news paper, with mere price for the correction.. Some shocking stories making rounds in papers.

I am so shocked because I had regularly seen these advertiment from the day one, I stepped into Mumbai. Open any mid day, one can find the advertisement of Rashmi Parmar & Pradeep Parmar & thier various beauty treatment. They offered Breast enhancement treatment for just 2500 Rs. Which is really impossible ( silicon implants).

Have a look at this pic, how would the Victim feel, that she was used as a sexual object while she was unconscious. T

his graphic photo extracted from the porn CD in Sunday Mid Day’s possession shows Dr Parmar masturbating while touching the private parts of a teenage patient

A well-known medico Dr Pradip Parmar, who runs five beauty care clinics in the city, allegedly made porn CDs of unsuspecting female clients, which were then used to blackmail his patients into having sexual intercourse with him.

“He films a patient when vulnerable and then threatens to reveal it to her family unless she gives in to a one-night stand in a hotel. What the girl doesn’t know is that even that is being filmed.” “Once you are caught in his trap, it is difficult to get out,” Says a victim.

Forget about breast enhancement, for a simple full hand waxing, a facial message one needs to change. Even though the services are offered by female beauticians, sometimes they are hand in glows with some notorious people. In some of the beauty parlour or message parlours they carry on with prostitution activity too..

Even for a simple service it is better one should go to ISO certified parlour even one has to shell extra amount..

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Hi friends, I am Back

Wow ,When I came back to my blog history repeated, I could not speak. Wow it really felt great to know that my blog friends miss me.. Thanks from bottom of my heart. My woe's story start something like this. I am so tied up with my work. What to say :(. it is something like I get all the Money, But No time for My Honey. I was just imagining,

Scenario 1 If I say to my client,

Myself:- Mr. Client Need a leave, Wanna go on a date.

Client:- You are my most reliable & wonderful resource, I don’t want you to be depressed. Myself:- Mr. Client huh I am going on a date. Not on a funeral, What is there to get depressed?

Client:- Oops No no. I don’t mind to give u a leave, but just imagine the side effect of the date. You go on a date, you fall in love, you get into emotional relationship, that mean Guy ditches you. You go into depression. I can’t take that risk. Me :- huh. better logic. Thank you.

Scenario 2 , I get married without my clients knowledge, Go daringly to ask for a leave for honeymoon. I am sure now he cannot come out with his stupid logic.

Me:- Mr. Client, I got married

Client:- Wonderful, that's too good.

Me:-(With a broad smile) I need a leave, I am planning to go on a Honey moon.

Client:- Oops, Honeymoon now ? Honey moon in cool hill station sound good, On 25th wedding anniversary.

Me:- What Honey moon in 25th anniversary ?

Client:- Look, after 25 years everything is so chill, that is the nice time to go to honeymoon. Now when things are so HOT , 4 walls of AC room can induce the same chill as hill station.

Me:- Oh my gawd

Scenario 3:- , I am beaming with happiness I am expecting a baby.. I go to my client for leave. Me:- Mr. Client. There is some good news from my side.

Client:- That's Great, tell me what it is?

Me:- I am expecting a baby, I want to go on a Maternity leave.

Client:- Postpone it.

Me:- I cannot, it is literally impossible task.

Client:- Tell your baby, why he is in a hurry? Show some PPT to him, regarding the pollution, crime, Mumbai Flood, London Blast, Terrorism etc etc on this earth. Tell him, mom's tummy is best place in heaven.

Me:-( murmuring inside my mind, then why are you out.) Huh Ok thank you.

Jokes apart. I am looking into business analyst & quality lead job. From 10 a.m to 5 p.m just discussing the functionality, pros & cons keeps me busy. My real job starts after 5.30.p.m. My colleagues (Development team)fondly call me "Dushmana". (Enemy). Because I don’t compromise with quality. Something to laugh at:- Definition of male:- Male is such type of species on earth, trying hard for 9 months to come out of the female, & trying even more harder all the life to get into a female.(all male's maro math, this defination was told by one male friend himself. If anyone want I can give his address) * The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television,
Tell-a-woman ( too good) * When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness See you all friends, have nice time & take good care of your self. (he he he, I watched 1 episode of KBC)