Monday, March 20, 2006

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say At Work



1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.
3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Note:-- he he he ha ha ha To my colleagues if in case you come across here , this is what the internal processing is taking place behind my sweet smile. Dont dare to bug me lol

11 comments:

Keshi said...

lol B&B this is just what's behind my sweet smile when I'm at work...


**8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

my favs...loll!

Keshi.

Ekta said...

lol!
I loved the 5th and 10th one!
Have a good mind to take a print-out and put it up on my pin board!

PuNeEt said...

lols
seems to have loads of exp

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
rofl
this was the best

Cheers

Pradeep Puranik said...

WOW!
LOL

Anand said...

Hey bold,
Hilarious!
Loved the first one--and sooo many times have felt like saying it to people at work!!!!!

Rupa (BNB) said...

@Jigal :)


@ Keshi :) these colleagues should learn to read inner mind. Then I am sure they will commit suicide ha ha ha

Rupa (BNB) said...

@Ekta Daring girl :). Good good, when ever some one is talkng some cracku can just look at ur pin board :)

Rupa (BNB) said...

@ Puneet

I am an all rounder. My experiences are beyond flirting ha ha ha

Rupa (BNB) said...

@ Pinki Thank u. Even I liked my Templete. ha ha that's funny.

Still the research is going on. hehhe

Keshi said...

hell na they shouldnt cos then there'll be murder lol!

Keshi.

Ashish Gupta said...

Goshhh!

You are funny :D